SIMONE 🩷

heated rivalry is propaganda from the nhl to get gay people to watch hockey

if a camera was a pokemon

GREASE 2 IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

too tired to finish the dishes not tired enough to go to sleep just tired enough to sit on the couch in a terrible position watching tiktoks

a woman in a green top is standing next to another woman in a black top . Alt: a woman in a green top is dancing next to another woman in a black top at a club in the 80s (?)

maybe if you let me be your lover maybe if you tried i would not bother ive been hating everything everything that couldve been couldve been my anything now everything’s embarrassing

his first christmas 🥹😭

i think i finally want to get into Sailor Moon, where do i start? original series?

im bisexual

we aren’t the ones watching mr beast it’s literal children most of gen z are fully adults at this point

Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you

im still high from this

a cat that had clearly already been TNR'd (tipped ear) went into the trap instead :/ (released it, it's fine) why am i catching every cat in the neighborhood besides the sad sick boy who we need to catch

second trapping attempt has begun please pray we get our sad boy this time

the legendary miss Nina Simone

WORLD MARKET STILL SELLS IT. I CAN GET ANOTHER. THANK GOD

one of my two absolutely legendary namesakes 🙂‍↕️

shattered pieces of a mug on a tile floor with my crocs in frame

favorite mug :( fuck my gay chungus life

“one is not born, but rather becomes, a woman.”

he lived with my grandma because my mom is allergic and my grandma loved cats but he was My Cat and he always remembered me when i came to visit. he passed in 2021 from stomach cancer but he lived a very peaceful and happy life with my grandmother for about a decade before then

Morris is actually not my first rodeo with rescuing a guy, please enjoy my special beloved Mau boy who we rescued when i was 11 and who came right up to me and sat in my lap

feels good to help a little guy

it was really funny, he didn’t meow or freak out at all so i didn’t even hear the trap go off, i just went over to the window and he was sitting in it like “well? where’s more fish for me? 🤨”

honestly he did most of the work for me, i just put out some fish in a box

she thinks (and i agree) that he might’ve been abandoned or gotten out because he is INCREDIBLY docile for a feral cat. he only hissed at me once, when i was approaching to put towels on the trap, he didn’t hiss her at all, he went into the carrier without any fuss. just very chill.

ummm i can’t believe you didn’t consider people carrying their phones and wallets in purses :(

chaotic good

Morris update!

it’s def a possibility but there’s currently no real benefit for me pursuing a formal evaluation/diagnosis so im just chilling for now i guess

i actually did try taking the RAADS-R test online a little while ago just out of curiosity but i got mad at the lack of nuance in the questions and quit almost immediately lmaoooo