SIMONE 🩷

it's prob because sugar makes your brain want more food

whatever you can keep down is good

Yay :)

YouTube video by Safiya Nygaard Melting Every Candle From Bath & Body Works Together

AS THE FRANKENCANDLE PROPHECY FORETOLD

if there's no ropes/harness my ass is quite simply grass

it's just yiddish for a great upstanding guy. usually a guy who helps people out

i can picture so clearly me losing my grip, swinging off the wall, and swinging back in and BAM break nose

FREE HER

you must know that when i was 15 i broke my foot by getting out of bed too fast. i will find a way to break

oh thank god

i will say he’s been a mensch like this for years. he’s Been showing up. very nice guy

i Will find a way to break my bones

not my clumsy ass tho

EGG

the beatles if they served cunt

“this isn’t culture it’s popular music” so i have some news about culture

US gov accounts are here to harass people, quote direct trouble

blocklists interface can be a little counterintuitive if you're unfamiliar with them, because Subscribe understandably sounds like the opposite of what you'd want to do, but that's where the option is to block all. it's what I'm doing🥷🏼

one day i will feel confident enough in my crocheting skills that i will not recount the same row of stitches 5 times Just To Be Sure. but today is not that day

ohhhhhh my god

Edgar the stray gray tabby cat snoozing away on his beloved garden bench

good edgar morning

pls try to gently remove as much as possible tho 🫶

oh no 😭 do you have any oil based makeup remover? vaseline might work

it won’t get all of it off but it’ll get a lot of it off, the less you have to scrub at your skin to get it off the better

i want to visit so bad!!!! the main obstacle isn’t even planes it’s paperwork (and i have no money)

tape. get some regular scotch tape and blot off the glitter

yay!!!!

ok yay!!! gonna have to wait a couple weeks til my birthday to buy it because it's still so expensive but i think i will buy it

would it be so bad to just play it on my regular old switch (it's an OLED at least)

good job!!! now the rest of makeup

i really want to play the new pokemon game but i also do not want to have to shell out to upgrade to the switch 2...