David Hall

The only good uses for cucumbers are pickles and Tzatziki.

I would bet money that he has, more than once, rubbed one out to a canvas portrait of himself.

Tbh, it’s hard to believe that Star Wars is supposed to be fun when it seems like most Star Wars fans spend the majority of their time talking about how much Star Wars sucks.

As demonstrated by {gestures vaguely towards US voters}

Lol, we got the call yesterday that our automaker isn’t going to be honoring the price we signed paperwork for when we ordered a vehicle a month ago.

That’s great, but in this era of shamelessness, I expect we’ll start seeing activists like that physically removed and/or arrested.

Meanwhile, I had to read the copy 3 times to find the weird, because I was distracted thinking about how much I love ranch style beans 🤷‍♂️

It’s funny to me because I initially followed because I enjoyed their interactions w/ KB Spangler. Then I enjoyed the gardening rants (even though idgaf about gardening). Then I read a story & now I’m enthralled.

It is cool to see one in the wild.

Peanut butter filled pretzels are much better than they have any right to be.

A paper tiger at least has the appearance of fierceness. Paper kittens, maybe.

I used to just assume that people on Twitter who did that were trying to maybe be mildly funny, but mostly trying to avoid name searching trolls.
Not sure how much of a thing that is here.

No worries. Everyone is struggling. Do what you can, when you can.

I hope this guy understands that a number of lawyers are saving screenshots of his tweets

The first time I tried v8, I thought that it tasted very salty, yet would taste better if I added some salt.

Honestly, given what a wild ride it was, I was shocked that they pared it down to only 11 hours.

For the first time in my life, I’m suddenly upset about the rising price of eggs.

Ok thx so much I love your work

Neither happened, and then people started acting like they thought he was their progressive hero 🤷‍♂️

🤦‍♂️ Okay, so I feel like when Obama first nominated him, more people realized that he was kind of a shit, that he was a conservative who Obama put out like a lure hoping to either shame the GOP or break their obstruction.

@mfolson.bsky.social
Sry to bother you here but I don’t know how to let you know about an issue w/ Bloodsport (Kindle). After ch31, it repeats ch20-31, then goes to 32, then there’s a weird jump on the last 2 pages where there’s one paragraph where Sashi responds to Lucius, who wasn’t in scene.

Ah, yes, that manliest of activities, eyelash grooming.

All my normal usernames were taken, so I thought it was a mildly amusing version of “real,” as if I was a celebrity.

It might also be recognizable to fans of a particular talk network (but nobody online has ever commented on it)

Google didn’t help with that acronym. What’s GOOMCR?

George W Bush standing on an aircraft carrier, with a banner behind him that reads, “mission accomplished.”

I like that they also told the AI that it was an expert.
But I most appreciate that their goalpost was that when they had the AI pretend to be a judge, it didn’t hate its own output from before.

If your bed inclines, they’re an absolute lifesaver. We’ve also found some sheets that already have an elastic band at each corner.

in my neck of the woods there are a significant number of construction companies that used to be owned by the wife.

Sure, but how much does it cost? As much as a company’s legal department?
Look, I’m not saying it’s a *good* idea, and I don’t support it, but however much ppl try to shine it up, most AI projects are trying to replace well-paid skilled pros w/ cheaper prompters & techs/devs.

Because if the AI can replicate it, you don’t have to pay someone to do it.

@ass.golf just wanted to mention how much I’ve enjoyed the director’s commentary break. Obviously I’m excited to see new QC return, but this is a super acceptable way to take drawing breaks.