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Siddhartha Gudetama

@easybakeoff.bsky.social

Generally Regarded as Silly. I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member. On a journey of meaning She/They

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Obviously that was supposed to be J Balvin lmfao

18.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[DJ Balvin intensifies]

18.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
They crave that mineral
YouTube video by 1STJKR990 They crave that mineral

youtu.be/aYfbHiNGwdY

17.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shifting into soup mode

17.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you can become malnourished enough from the first couple days of fasting for Lent/Ramadan that you have to take Friday off? Just spitballing

17.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m giving up

Just kidding, probably sweetened beverages (things not water, coffee, tea, or milk)

17.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crocheting is bouba and knitting is kiki

16.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snowboarding is bouba but skiing is kiki

16.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m right about this and none of you cowards will acknowledge it

15.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crocheting:knitting :: snowboarding:skiing

15.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This notification scared the shit out of me

14.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein-Barr virus really sounds like it should be some kind of derangement syndrome you get from reading too far into the files

13.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

H + hugs for cold Santi

10.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

La revoluciΓ³n serΓ‘ en espaΓ±ol

09.02.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lady Gaga provides critical representation for white girls who want Bad Bunny to teach us how to querer, how to bailar

09.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alas

08.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lack the bravery of a true Poster

07.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eurovision but for stupid human tricks

07.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in a nutrition class right now and I’m supposed to food journal and it’s Setting Me Off

06.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

06.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6800    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 278

Broken Social Contract

06.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2259    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 2

You go, Purl Soho! (And none for Brooklyn Tweed, bye!)

05.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not content to be merely a viral tradwife, she set out to also be a bacterial one

04.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Show me the fifth or the cadence you want me to play
Show me where to tie the other end of this chain

03.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

03.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forespore and seven C. diff infections ago...

03.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there parm?

03.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only one partner can nut
call that a XORgasm

03.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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