Siddhartha Gudetama

Yeah this is west coast nonsense. Maybe UC Berkeley?

me when I go into a Taylor Swift fugue state

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

last guy I ever expected to say this
well, not the last
you know what I mean
tokimeki freak

How did you celebrate anti-communism week?

Lining up at a food bank? Finding out you’d lose access to healthcare? Being unable to afford housing?

I think he really looked like that before the beard

Well. That I know of. I finally have an appointment this week

I’m not even infertile, just kind of unlucky, and I already want to pull all my hair out

Fertility stuff sucks so bad

Primaries for senators

Chuck Schumer is either allowing eight of his colleagues to be the sin eaters who take the blame for passing this shutdown deal, or he’s genuinely powerless to hold his conference together. Either way, he should be out of leadership tomorrow morning.

Bad news, he has a full head of hair

It’s tuesday at 11:00 pm and your phone rings. You know it’s the—

I’m just young enough that I had no idea recent they are. I probably would’ve guessed early/mid 20th century or so. More recent than moon shoes shoes is crazy

Knitting means never having to say you’re sorry

The capsaicin will kill the bacteria, that’s just science

Lincoln is never beating the chaos bisexual accusations

If you see this, post an album with a motor vehicle on it

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

Miley Cyrus was really onto something when she wrote “we run things, things don’t run we”

As a doctor I wasn’t doing great at making my own patients healthy so I decided to pivot to making every single person in the world who wasn’t my patients sicker. It’s called relativistic medicine

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

I’m gonna be a weed mom I think

Still thinking about how Dick Cheney died the same day NYC elected the Muslim socialist mayor. Couldn’t even get that demon in the grave before we had him spinning. Good.

Brother I went to the University of Chicago and they did not teach me this

Oh, the NYT hosted a debate about whether girls have cooties and one of the girls said yes they do? Of course, everyone is 12 now.

at least he offered you a cig?

I would like a federal backstop for my investments into renovating my bathrooms and going out for a nice dinner a couple times a month

We’re going woke! Oligarchs must choke!