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@fukfashies.bsky.social

Im a guy Im queer as hell I like jokes I have zero tolerance for intolerance

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I just wanted a cool name

04.02.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chat I think I was removed from the Ice Watch Group because I told them my codename is Agent Stinky Banana.

04.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cat wearing a russian hat Alt: a close up of a cat wearing a russian hat

I march under the Smammer & Smickle

03.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Snark Bite Created with Music Maker Jam

on.soundcloud.com/m346PU3n3sXq...

03.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love you ร— infinity

03.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody could possibly be prepared for those singing meat patties

03.02.2026 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You arent ready for the singing patties. Nobody could be.

03.02.2026 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wendy's Grill Skills Cut
YouTube video by ElementalTem Wendy's Grill Skills Cut

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03.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have a friend like that too. And I just play by ear with them because they have bad days.And good days

03.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice haircut!

03.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not picking up on social cues can be dickheadish

03.02.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats asbergers coded af

03.02.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That really happened lol

03.02.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And youll say we live in a bubble and are out of touch with the real world. While smoking fat cigars in your finished basement with patton oswalt.

03.02.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty soon youll be smoking fat cigars in your basement with patton oswalt talking about us.

03.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is a religion if not just a rubber stamp we put on our spirituality? Doesnt bother me

03.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its a recognized religion in the U.K. you can put on your tax forms and such. Ive read

03.02.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is 100% overrated, but thats because of those icky fanatics. I keep my head above that, see that Star Wars has laid out a buffet and not all of it is for one taste.

Like dont mix jello with mash potatoes and say the food sucks. Lol

03.02.2026 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its because youre the kind of edgy that the olds can vibe with. Youre not lamenting about how you cant dance in the showering blood of your enemies as you behead them in the streets like a jihadist.

03.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gtfoh you dont like any star wars? Any of it?

03.02.2026 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My dad
YouTube video by Mergatron My dad
03.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Toofache

03.02.2026 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're going to donate blood, don't mail it. They return it & ask way too many questions.

03.02.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black shirt that says nirvana on it Alt: a man wearing a black shirt that says nirvana on it
02.02.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There you go. Thats definitely more people than no hat

02.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Buff snoopy hodling a rope in front of a gnarled tree with my face superimposed over snoopys head.

Buff snoopy hodling a rope in front of a gnarled tree with my face superimposed over snoopys head.

?

02.02.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Magic Johnson turned you communist. got it

02.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me neither, but im pretty sure part of it is wearing a hat.

02.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Miss Frizzle with Bab's head

Miss Frizzle with Bab's head

Here u go Miss Frazzle

02.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Get on the magic golf cart, kids.

02.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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