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Just heard a report saying she’d completely ruptured her ACL last week (?!) so was just cracking on without one!

It’s like a word salad.
Pretty sure I heard the words Melon Grab and Drunk Driver in the same sentence before.

Last time I was in Sports Direct getting my lads some new boots they were having a good laugh at the black & white boot section like it was a museum display. Some absolute classics - Puma Kings, Adidas World Cups. I was livid. Kids these days.

Palace chairman there with a haircut I’d expect a 12yr old to request at the barbers.

It’s a strange thing how seeing a player in all-black boots has now become visually jarring. Looks like they’re clumping around in a pair of Doc Martins.

A Reddit post about weird ingredients where someone says they put paper towels or bits of paper into sauce

You can’t eat at everybody’s house

Middlesex. Couldn’t tell you a single thing about it or any town within it. Just near London innit.

Romero is absolutely box office isn’t he. The mad bastard.

Beast in Me.
Tremendous TV. Well done to all involved.

Massive “well done, he’s 13” vibes

Saw this trotted out last week when it was 3 games. The other illustrious company on that list was Big Sam and Bobby Gould!

Joe Hart needs to give Hargreaves his posture consultant’s details

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

Recently joined the NTS Radio party, after recommendations on here. A delight to hear Roy on this morning.

My lad came back from a game excitedly telling his (scum supporting) brother that we sing “Manchester. Oink, oink, oink”.
Cos we think they’re pigs apparently!

Well that was great fun!

Can only imagine there was a very expensive ’no swearing’ clause in their contract.

Bornauw not in the conversation surely. The question is whether Bijol comes back in. I think Justin undroppable. Buononotte not making the bench an unexpected development.

Justin is undroppable in that RCB position right now isn’t he? #lufc

GW for Yates was 100% ‘this game is done. Let’s move onto the next one’ I reckon.

He’s bordering on that Lampard interview isn’t he.
Shit goal - lucky goal - another shit goal.

Stuff like that absolutely matters when you’re in a relegation scrap. I wouldn’t swap our squad or manager for anyone below us.

Not surprised. He’s great. One of our best players in the Champ. Few question marks over him in the Prem as he got relegated with Sheff U. Stepped up really well though. Imagine it would take a big offer for us to let him go.

Must admit I’m enjoying Dyche getting found out. For years he’s carped about never having the tools to play ‘nice football’. He’s never had a squad like this at his disposal and he’s done nothing with them. #lufc

Long way to go yet Clive. Plenty of points to play for. We go again next week.

But, yes!

Understandably nervy at the end there but that second half was hugely impressive. Think we all expected to come under the cosh.
Had our foot on their throat for the first 20 odd minutes. LEEDS! #lufc

That Forest goal has absolutely ruined my enjoyment of the last 15mins tbqhwy #lufc

Hope Mrs Farke has got a nice lemon drizzle cake on the go for our man Daniel #lufc

They performing surgery on Gruev?! #lufc

Elland Road looks great fun atm.
You love to see it.
#lufc