Sophie

I’ve heard things about ‘Ichi the Killer’ Bonfire of the Fireflies and What Dreams May Come are both apparently going to make you very sad.

😂😭😂😭😂😭

a man in a suit and tie is standing with his arms crossed and the words `` just great '' behind him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing with his arms crossed and the words `` just great '' behind him .

It always feels like such a huge flaw in my personality that I can’t forgive. I’m certain that a change in perspective would help massively one way or another but I’ll never ask for actual help about it, except for posting memes about it online.

You won’t die alone and untexted! You’ll die semi-alone and texted thousands of times, all unread.

He is to culture what a seagull shitting is to your momentarily upturned face

Like….Monopoly? Or more indie like Puerto Rico? I know you like chess but have you checked out BoardgameArena? If you like board games at all there are hundred there and plenty of anonymous people to play with

Love it, might try it! When I’m drinking again. I can get behind this kind of relaxing and non-remunerative activities 😃🥂 Is this your new favourite or a go-to?

I’d honestly suggest you come to the UK but *waves*….😒 Come for a visit tho, we can visit some lesser seen sights and have something to drink at each one!…….its a pub crawl, I’m asking you to come do a pub crawl 🍺🍻😶 I *do* know some really good bars and pubs though, it’s like my power.

But would you fight 5 me sized mudcrabs or 50 mudcrab sized mes?

Grant me the serenity to tolerate the loud,
The courage to smile politely at the clueless,
and the wisdom to keep my sarcasm to myself (most of the time)

I’m so good I can be late *and* wrong

First

Thanks, that made me smile in amongst all the rest of the posts currently I’m seeing 🙂

Absolutely Queen of vague-posting

Fuuuuuuuck…..😩😤

two minions are dancing on a beach with the words `` coconut dance '' written on the bottom . ALT: two minions are dancing on a beach with the words `` coconut dance '' written on the bottom .

This is clearly what Natalie was talking about. It’s a gif, how can it be incorrect?!

He’s such a Internet chud. He would be an edgelord if he had any edge but as it is he’s a sharp and edgy as a wet turd.

I’d say hugs or headpats but that feels intrusive so……a comforting wave? 👋 Hope the sun shines through soon ❤️🐾

That is all the effort I can muster for it too…

Thank you for the Natalie-to-genpop translation!

I can't be 100% certain but I feel like you may be 'taking the piss'! *sits down in silk blouse and formal skirt to nosh on my daily faggot*.

That sounds like a friend in deed. I’m so sorry to hear that hon ❤️❤️😔 Sending all the hugs and hoping how great they were brings smiles as well as tears. Xx

Yep! 😃❤️

Fuckers *trying* to get horses is just insane. It’s like shooting a reporter or something as ridiculous

As a person who obviously knows a lot about horses I can’t imagine the horror that sort of shit made you feel 😤😢

Wow, Buck Angel is a real piece of shit aren’t they!? I stupidly clicked on a video I got served of them and their first words out of the gate? ‘Trans women really deserved it!’

Given their attitudes I now exist ONLY in insolence and spite.

Absolutely, I used to think that was the case but the stakes feel so much higher now. 🩵🩷🤍

Yeesh! No, I can’t make it more allegorical, could you be less of a problem please?!

Listening to Natalie Wynn doing an @contrapoints.bsky.social AMA last night was just so fricking fun and interesting 😃❤️ Can’t wait for part 2!