basically allows you to get free damage on Typhon's phase 3. You can get enough damage in that goes straight into the transition to phase 4. Not the most impactful thing in the world, tbh, but it's something...though it's less than what you'd expect from the king of the olympians.

(Considering my usual approach to short stories, "It was hard to interpret" catches my fancy right off the bat. And considering I don't want to pick a line I've already written a tweet-story/microfiction with, it's a good thing this one was posted before I started following.)

I'll have to take some time to consider which line to start a short story with and where to go with it (If I do it, who knows really), so I may not quite get to the secret lines🤔I have to rid my brain of hades 2 first, tho :V

Monday Morning. One hour late. From a punctual man, this raised a few eyebrows. Didn't call in sick. Didn't tell his bosses or his team. Curiosity turned to concern. His superiors called us. We sent nearby boys in blue to do a welfare check. He wasn't faring well. He wasn't faring at all.

I've seen the credits for that game and that boss (specifically its very last phase where there's just too much shit on the screen) and Prometheus still consistently beat the shit out of me and take away most of my death defiances :(

man you bots can't even bother with realism it's hella sad

an additional surprise is that their AI has the training material to even make such videos in the first place

choking hazard
plenty of people will, indeed, tell you to "eat maholes"

(also, going from 300 characters to 500 words will requires some multiposting/notes app BS or whatever...I'll figure something out)

Anyway, last week was spent mostly working on a 500 word short story for a contest with a cash prize. if I win the thing (there will be 2 winners), I'll think about posting it here, 'cause that's apparently what I'm using this account for anyway. I'll have to translate it to english first, tho 🤔

Think I'm gonna do a thing where I use this account's prompts to write crime stuff and the pictures prompts accounts to write fantasy stuff, more scenes than overarching narrative, that way I can waste less time wondering what to write about and more time actually stretching the creative muscles.

They were hot to touch, still. The firemen were on their way to make sure the building was still safe, but I wanted to gather some evidence in the meantime. This was a wrinkle in the case. The hallmarks of his MO were all present on what remained of the corpses, but never before had he burned them.

there's a reason WWE is just background noise fodder now

considering he hates pretty much everybody, I wouldn't worry too much about him hating you.

You can find it easy on youtube
The comments are about what you'd expect

Damn, if only you knew of a budgeting app that would allow you to consider such purchases.

My entire knowledge of Tatanka is me watching smackdown for the first time in the mid-00s and seeing him randomly do a "I'm a heel now" promo on the ramp after not being on the show for weeks/months, and then promptly disappearing forever.

I can now add this to my memories of him.

watermelon is legs?

"I am trying to get a black box that doesn't understand what it contains to regurgitate all the information it contains in a new way in order to pretend it can actually come up with anything novel"

there are people into that tho

Knowing you tend to focus on things like environmental storytelling, though, there's probably a lot of things you could get into for your videos (if you can manage to get "peaceful" enough footage in the wild to fit a video (you won't, there's always a constant stream of zombies gunning for you)).

Also, the setup to the Tahir fight is complete BS (not even hard, it just doesn't make sense) and is quite symptomatic of a lot of ways other things are handled in the game.

From a, iunno, "narrative design" standpoint, there are too many points where swarms are intended to swarm you when you hit certain triggers (such as "interact with this door") despite there being nowhere for the swarm to spawn from and no one being in the vicinity. Literally get swarm from thin air

From a gameplay standpoint, the "constantly swarmed by zombies" gets old pretty fast when you just want to craft shit on the field or open boxes/vans but keep having to kill like 20-30 zombies just to get some peace.

I played it for the first time just last week.
No.

Hellion appreciation post

worked for dimebag darrell too

At least they were cheering the heels because the heels are actually great, not because the faces are absolute shitbags

(oh no, I played with the line by adding a comma to it, the horror 😱)