Em

very proud that you know I play the KID against the London, but actually there's a delayed push for the centre of the board: I let them claim it first and then retake it later

BREAKING SCOOP: theyfab fiancé has been voicetraining since 14, low-frequency trans gf HUMILIATED overhearing them codeswitching on VIRGIN Media helpline

45 people came to a T-Climbing session today at a new centre who gave free entry to our group - I don't really engage w this feeling enough about it I don't think but I'm really proud of myself tonight :)

Yooo photos from our engagement party just came through and they are SO fucking lovely, here is a thread of some of them (I'm gonna be a fucking wife!! Em's wife!!!!):

My favourite picture of my girlfriend xoxo

some people dislike folks with facial piercings, but i’ll always ac-SEPTUM.

love my little family, lynch and all x

for real this has no right going so hard

ohhhh you're so pretty it's silly 🥹

This is so stupid I love you

Oeuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just really fucking love medieval history. I just love a pipe roll. I love the pipe roll of 1130. I think Henry I should give me his pipe roll and we could be friends and bond over the pipe roll

She stuck around long enough to properly welcome me into the fold, then lay down her life in the bassy mire. Thank you, friend ❤️

I adore you

This made me spit out my coffee

What if I crawled out of my little tent in the middle of the night and used my tiny knives to take revenge on all the snorers. Not kill, just maim

So you're telling me that events are connected to one another, in a causal fashion? And that the only feasible proof of causality can be found in one's a priori rendering of phenomena? And that adeterministic freedom can therefore only reside in, what, noumena? Sounds fake AND gay

Fuck u

She doooooooooo!!!! I'm so drunk rn im sorry

she so pretty 💘💘💘💘

This exact phrase going through her head as she jumps onto the new bookshelf at 3am and scatters samuel beckett all over the floor

I think this is how pickle sees things too

I keep thinking about this at random moments and snorting

That's right. And they'll never catch me

Why do I feel like this is something I would have bought you anyway in 2015

bovril house

Can't stop thinking about it... It's been weeks and I can't stop thinking about it it's stuck in my head... I feel like I'm going insane
I can't get it out of my head. Bovril

Sometimes it's like she's holding me hostage. I don't think anyone else understands but there is something dark and chaotic and malevolent not even all that deep inside her. I love her sm

Wat

grab bags sure are smaller these days