IndomitableFox

Valentine’s Day plans of me reading the best jokes I’ve written on here to my partner

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Do you think urologists ever refer to large foreskins as fiveskins?

As a teacher my classroom management strategy is that if the kids are good then we can listen to some Steely Dan

Built a new pc over the weekend and upgraded from Win 10 to 11. I always turn off all data gathering "features" but it's funny how every now and then I get a windows pop-up that's like "Hey can we have your location? It would be really cool if you let us have it!"

(please don't think I'm serious)

You know, I might have voted for Romney back in 2012 if they led with that "Hotdogs are my favorite food" thing

Saw the new Muppet show and thought it was fun. You know who'd probably be a great guest? Orville Peck

Godzilla is just Kaiju Rocky. Well I guess Godzilla was first so Rocky is human Godzilla.

2026 Job hunt red flag: If they use any emoji whatsoever

usually my spam folder is filled with nonsense drop shipping job offers but this time it had an email trying to recruit me to the Illuminati

Used to work overnights at a lab so I'd take breaks to sit outside and get some fresh air. There was one night someone was out there wandering in the dark whistling "Take me out to the ballgame".

People are nervous about watching video, but this one is not of the murder, it's of the lead up, and people need to see it before the spin takes over.

America's Army was wild. I remember doing "tutorials" where you had to sit in a virtual classroom and watch powerpoint slides and then take a quiz to unlock stuff.

But, hey, it was a free fps that ran on the family desktop 🤷‍♂️

If AI could fuck off forever that'd be fantastic. No I don't need you to summarize this 2 sentence email, leave me alone!

You know I got that mfing thang on me

I think the chair at the dentists office would give a very powerful nap.

Asserting dominance over all the other people in this waiting room because they’re on their phones and I’m not

They call me Judi Dench because when they see me they go "Daaaame!"

Wait, is she still alive

You ever think about how Oscar Isaac as apocalypse just looks like a blue Ray Romano?

Debraaaa, I can’t watch the kids I’m stealing mutant powers

Except I think this is just the “Feyd Rautha but it’s the Elvis voice” but for Paul.

Fuck it, why not both

Dune but every time Paul does the “commanding voice” thing it’s timothee chalamets bob Dylan voice

Another reason for buying Blu Rays and DVDs: getting to watch the previews before your movie starts

The classic Friday night activity of emailing your Representative asking them to do fucking anything

Finally replaced my 10$ Dell keyboard with a Keychron one. Wired > wireless

Studying to the Doom soundtrack goes pretty hard.

"The Only Thing [Math Problems] Fear is You"

But having an income rules in its own way.

Financial security vs doing anything at anytime ☺️

In 2025 I spent around 6.5 months unemployed and lived off savings I had. It kinda ruled.

Maybe future years will hold similar periods of irresponsibility where I can do as I please

Champions of Norrath on the PS2 was pretty rad.

Abbey road is such a good album. Starts off with come together, a classic. Then Something which is a great love song. Then Maxwells silver hammer which is about a murdering people with hammers ☺️