@mrsnicholasclaus.bsky.social
Currently writing my biography, “I Did Stuff Too”.
To be honest, or not to be honest. That is the question @jessebrown.bsky.social @canadaland.com
14.08.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro there are 2 camels so be grateful for what you have. I don’t have a goddamned emoji, but you can bet your ass I made myself a sticker. Naturally my husband gets one. They also took away the gun.
💨😕💥🔫 . Thank god for 🔪💣
I hate myself. Merry early Xmas!
EGGcited for tomorrow?! I hope it lives up to your EGGspectations. #Easter #Eggs #EasterEggs #EasterBunny #Chocolate #ChocolateEggs #Jesus #ChocolateJesus #ChocolateResurrection #CarobEggsAreStupid #ChocolateOurLord #ChocolatePrayer #ChocolateMass #ChocolateOurFather #ChocolateCrucifixion
19.04.2025 16:19 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0What the fuck.
19.04.2025 13:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes chef! 🔥🐣🔥 I heard my husband on the phone with Jesus- Santa love it, too. You’ve surpassed our eggspectations by far. *chef’s kiss
18.04.2025 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chocolate-garden chic! Wear the brown and pink Rodarte- soft glam with a hop.
16.04.2025 05:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know my husby sees you when you are sleeping and when you are awake, right?
06.04.2025 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My lung capacity is huge. Get your claps ready.
06.04.2025 15:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you know how eggspensive Easter is going to be for me this year?
05.04.2025 07:33 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I’m I still allowed to come work in America this Easter, or do y’all hate chocolate Jesus now too.
29.03.2025 01:39 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0WTF is up with dudes?
28.03.2025 05:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@imthetoothfairy.bsky.social Your necklace is siiiiick.
28.03.2025 05:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do people still say, “preach”?
08.03.2025 00:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Darnit.
06.03.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Samesies.
06.03.2025 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe it’s just b/c I’m high- but this photograph is beautiful. It’s haunting. There’s some kind of open-ended finality to it. The color blossoms. You should frame it. It’ll be ironic.
06.03.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do people still say “you go girl”
24.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it still cool to say “yass”?
24.02.2025 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nu-Nu is the man who can bring good news just when we need it most. My husby is so into him. He wants to stick him under xmas trees.
24.02.2025 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same-same twin flame.
23.02.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we completely certain that the guy on the left is wearing the right pair of legs?
21.02.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s not fucking around so hard that he’s like, “FUCK WEARING SUITS”. Why shouldn’t world-leader fashion be comfortable, too?
21.02.2025 06:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every person deserves access to medical care — no exceptions. #WordlDayofSocialJustice
20.02.2025 16:04 — 👍 387 🔁 128 💬 2 📌 2Did you try them? Are they delicious? Psychedelic? Or deadly? (If I don’t hear back, I’ll assume it’s no.3)
15.02.2025 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My bro-in-law (Gary Claus) lives in the South. We’re up here with the elves. He only travels by magic carpet. Classic Gary.
07.02.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Slow. Clap. *standing-up
07.02.2025 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is exactly why my husband doesn’t let me steer.
06.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Regular pit-stop for my husband.
06.02.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey girl. Just over here pretending my husband runs shit.
06.02.2025 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
