Ashleigh

I do not give a toss about sports, but somehow going to bed now feels like going to bed before the ball drop on New Year’s Eve.

Good!

I wonder what this means for the future of the Duke of York title. Traditionally it goes to the eldest brother after the Prince of Wales, but it certainly won’t be given to Harry. Many people speculated it would eventually go right to Louis, but I wonder if it’s too tainted at this point.

Matthew Perry, a man with graying wavy hair, wearing glasses and a black suit jacket over a dark shirt, smiling at the camera with a large circular logo in the background.

On this day in 2023, Matthew Perry died.
Born in 1969, he was raised in Ottawa and Montreal before embarking on an acting career in Los Angeles. Best known as Chandler Bing on Friends, he was a four-time Emmy nominee.

Canada might be the second biggest country in the world, but of course one of the contestants of Traitors Canada lives literally just up the road from me. #TraitorsCanada

I hate alliance names on #Survivor. Save that noise for Big Brother. #Survivor49

Same! This post was inspired by Jeff’s misuse on the On Fire podcast.

People who misuse less and fewer also really grind my gears.

In light of the latest episode of #Survivor, it’s surprising how many people don’t know the difference between poisonous and venomous.

Here’s a handy cheat sheet:

Poisonous - you bite it = 💀*
Venomous - it bites you = 💀*
*probably

#Survivor49

Two Canadians taken out by a single episode! #Survivor #Survivor49

Fully respect that you’ve had the same nail tech since high school, Sophi, but drop the name of your lash tech because she did some great work! #Survivor #Survivor49

*Uli. I’m blaming autocorrect for that one.

Oof. This has been a rough episode. Good on Hina and Ulu for reading the room and not celebrating. #Survivor #Survivor49

So in shock that I tagged the wrong season! #Survivor49

I hope they at least sent him home in time to be there for the birth of his baby! #Survivor #Survivor49

This is crazy! The fourth wall hasn’t been broken like this since Caleb’s med evac. #Survivor #Survivor48

I think I read about that in Travel & Leisure. 😆

Ha! I love that!

As a Canadian, I don’t always hear Canadian raising in others, but I definitely hear that vocal tic on Jake. #Survivor49 #Survivor

I was singing Wheat Kings when this was taken. Had no choice. Canadian law states that at every camp fire a Tragically Hip song must be sung at least once, otherwise you’re cursed with seven years of bad poutine.

Reading
My friends
My cat
Long walks outside
A good glass of red wine

There is one less nazi in the world today.

Fun fact about me is that I never forget anyone’s birthday. Once I know it, it’s suck in my head forever. Anyway, happy birthday to the guy I had a crush on in third grade. Hope it’s a good one.

I can

I can

Okay, but why is no one talking about how ugly the ring is?

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

Every circle of girlfriends has a plan for some sort of communal living situation once their partners are gone. And they talk about it often.

One of the best parts of summer is making Smitten Kitchen’s zucchini butter spaghetti on repeat.

smittenkitchen.com/2021/06/zucc...

Reading is rebellious. Thinking is critical.

tomb = toom
womb = woom
bomb = boom (eventually)

Splash
Katharine Burns
2020