Emily

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Big man Vlad with the wheels!!

I kinda love this Jays team.

Love watching Shane Bieber strike out Yankee batters. Warms the soul.

Oh look Gimenez was hit by a pitch.

Glad to see some things never change.

Book cover of “Thr Gales of November: The Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald by John U. Bacon.

There are very few books I’m not willing to wait for via the public library but this is one of them. Just picked her up at the local bookstore. Thanks for writing it @johnubacon.bsky.social.

I’m dying at the alt text y’all

So found out today that Ohioans are indeed being forced to pay a poll tax!!!! The "free state ids" needed for voting are actually costing $13!! You have to pay a processing fee🙄
Ohio Republicans suck. And I also think they cheat more than we know

Our purchasing department shared this news with us a few weeks ago. They did not mince words in telling us we (front-line public library workers) are going to need to work hard to temper the public’s expectations.

Mark Price Chalked Up Tee Honor a Cavs legend in the Mark Price Chalked Up Tee from Mitchell & Ness, a true expression of 90s basketball culture and Cleveland heroics! Bold graphics highlight Mark Price’s signature game, rende...

I really don't need any more #Cavs t-shirts but, y,all, this might be a NEED.

www.cavaliersteamshop.com/cavaliers/ma...

I'm watching my third AFC North game of the day and it's not for the faint of heart, y'all.

Bengals-fan husband: "Can they not pick up another QB?"

Me: You want Shedeur?

Husband: Sure, whatever.

The Downy hot dog water ad is brilliant.

The damn Steelers are gonna win the division, aren’t they.

Banned Books Week: Saving Stories, Saving Children - Mombian Today starts Banned Books Week, and a new report from PEN America is blunt about the current wave of book bans in the United States: "Never before has access to so many stories been stolen from so man...

Today starts Banned Books Week, and a new report from @penamerica.bsky.social is blunt about the current wave of book bans in the United States: “Never before has access to so many stories been stolen from so many children.” #BookSky mombian.com/2025/10/05/b...

Heck yes, Toronto. A good old-fashioned butt-kicking.

*friend’s mom

For homecoming, one of my daughter’s moms had a bunch of girls over afterwards for a party. Our school always does a big afterprom party after prom in the spring.

The dance is an afterthought and the least important thing of the night. My kids said no one even really dances and they don’t stay long. Going out to eat before, pics, and afterparty are where it’s at.

Speaking of Carmen, I first heard it from the stop-motion orange singing Carmen on Sesame Street.

Omg #genealogy people there’s an Onion article about us!

Taylor songs are so weird cause at the beginning of the song you’re like “this isn’t so great” but then by the end you’re like “wait I should listen to that again.”

[Jeff Goldblum voice] infrastructure, uh, finds a way.

I think a couple new people at work think I'm the resident bitch and honestly, I'm ok with that.

When Festa can’t blow it cause it’s all ready been blown. #guardsball

Daughter when seeing lady on TV interviewing people:

"Why is she standing so close to them?"

Um, agreed. It looks terrible on screen. Give a few inches, lady.

#guardsball

Ok so I actually really like this lineup. Potential for chaos is strong. #guardsball

Maybe I'd actually care abt what's going on with ALA if they actually cared abt my role and its importance to my library.

Poor Hammy sounding a little rough right now. Rest up, we need you tomorrow!! #guardsball

😂

Happy to be wrong on this one. #guardsball

I’ve watched a lot of baseball in my life and I’ve never seen a team as offensively streaky AS A COLLECTIVE than this team is.

#guardsball