Pat-Thicc.

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Nosferatu
They Live
Army of Darkness
Rec

You think you can hurt me? I'm a Phillies fan.

Hi buddy!! 😊

Really trying to feel out how I go forward using social media. I'm burned the fuck out and tired.

Everyone okay here? Just checking in...

Rainy days like today make me wish I was a house husband. Just clean, cook, and keep house.

Idk how long it would be before I got bored of it, but I love the few days I get a year where I just hang out in my kitchen all day tending to pots and making tasty food.

I know I'm still on Twitter, but I'd use this app more if it were more of a dumpster fire.

Hey, librarians: Your elected officials aren't coming to save you, and you know it.

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I could use some help.

I'm saving up to get my car inspected at the end of May (last year's was over $800). I'm doing stuff to raise the money, but I'm putting it out there to see if anyone can throw a few bucks my way.

$Doomfelter for Cashapp and Venmo. Share if you can!

Picture of a bowl of radiatore pasta tossed in a sausage ragu topped with Parmigiano Reggiano cheese and fresh grated nutmeg.

Y'all, I love cooking so much. I'm truly glad I'm with folks who appreciate and encourage me in this. #homecook

Really, though: what's the over/ under on Katy Perry coming back from space?

I'd like to be drunk without a catastrophe involved.

I saw the question “what job is legal but morally wrong” and Hoo boy do I have some answers:

Cop
ICE
POTUS
Prison guard
Insurance adjuster
Dallas Cowboy
Private Equity
Landlord
Defense contractor
Lobbyist
Payday Loans
IDF

BREAKING: US judge rules pro-Palestine activist Mahmoud Khalil can be deported aje.io/yo2efi

Cheese

Taking on "Let This Radicalize You" by Kelly Hays and Mariame Kaba. So far, pretty good stuff.

That's optimistic.

Never Have I Ever means nothing if you're kinky.

Nowhere is.

Said this elsewhere, but Japanese peanuts are awesome and the best inebriated snack.

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When you love Daoism but realize you've been acting like a Confucian.

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When you're fucking fed up but also a stubborn jackass.

I deserve a medal every time I refrain from telling someone to go to Hell

New Year's Day has the most Sunday energy of any holiday. I will not be taking questions.

What I DIDN'T say when I said I'm polyamorous:

I've been alone in my house for eight hours, stone cold sober. 0/10, wouldn't recommend.

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2024 in a nutshell

Soooo my first cat ever was named Huckle. My cat from first grade to senior year. Thank you for the trip down memory lane 🥹

How to critically read a text. This is what the author wrote, here’s one way to interpret what they’re saying and here’s why I think it’s interesting or significant. It’s an invaluable skill. And increasingly rare across different mediums.