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QUIET NIGHT THOUGHTS Before my bed there is bright moonlight So that it seems like frost on the ground: Lifting my head I watch the bright moon, Lowering my head I dream that I’m home.

Li Bai, tr. Arthur Cooper

love when you say something like "godspeed" and the other person is like "umm ahah i don't believe in god actually" like looool yeah ok not with that attitude

[beastie boys voice]

well don’t you tell me to SMILE

I don’t have time to read 20,000 Epstein FILES

lin manuel miranda: [looking at alexander hamilton] *ringo starr 1967 singing voice* what would you think if i rapped about you

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lol his thing about amelia earhardt was very "friend who just watched a documentary and is now telling you the least of something you already knew"

hey everybody

A lion is attacking me Yet I do love you Yet why do I do it I’m going outside for just a minute I think my best thoughts are left resting here Just a minute, will we talk again soon

Bernadette Mayer

whenever i get one of those fucking "duhhh give me $20 right now" texts this is the kind of stupid bullshit i imagine the $20 going toward

this sucks

You don’t have to watch human Sacrifice on television Shut your window Lock the door Wait for yourself In the corner In the night In the little house That holds your tears

Frank Lima

this isn't a sarcastic joke or anything i just want to say i like when a stage makes its performers look small. like when the stage area in a theater takes up almost one whole entire wall and when the width and height of the stage are so great the performer/s look/s small it just looks classic to me

an honor :.)

from Gregory Glenn's: Evergreen

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grading the efficacy of article headlines based on the manner in which i say "jesus christ shut the fuck up already"

the alien: [robot voice] this sucks

if an alien came to earth and was like "can you tell me more about this 'love' i have heard so much about" i would show the alien the show called Love Island the show that's so about love it says it right in the title

uhhh i think she means do diarrhea?? not sure what the confusion is??

if their power was "taken away from them by the voters" doesn't that imply they had power? if they had power why didn't they use it? didn't they have the supermajority at the time? is this why they keep losing "power", because they do nothing with it? this isn't maga, it's reasonable to point out

We have gone from the margin of error to the margin of effort.

On the day before the election, we stand on the verge of toppling a political dynasty and winning a city we can afford. But we can only do it with you.

zohranfornyc.com/gotv

DUHHH THIS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE GOT 20 GRAM OF PROTEIN IN IT HAHA 🤪

thank you @crestofhope.bsky.social for always liking my horrible takes 🤝

"michael cera was born to be in a wes anderson movie" a. yeah no shit; b. lol; c. that's a sad way to think about destiny; d. this isn't multiple choice it's a list; e. please still be my friend i'm just struggling on this planet

i don't get why everyone's so upset! she said "WE are all [...]" and she looked pretty happy when she said it!

brilliant tv brilliant book covers and bad news

Larry Eigner

i am anti-AI and all the correct thinking stuff but i still think it's kind of funny that we've turned pinocchio into frankenstein justifiably for destroying the planet but then also over the principle that only humans should be able to steal other people's ideas poorly and lie about it for profit

there will never be world peace because if you ask a room full of people "who else loves vanilla ice cream" more people will tell you they like another flavor more, that they hate vanilla, or how vanilla ice cream is made, than will respond directly your actual question.

"gee, i hope everything's ok...?" -my own voice in the back of my head all the time like a smoke detector low battery indicator!

pinching myself right! "fam" am i in a MUSIC VIDEO right now?? heard some motorcycles nice and LOUD going by! 🤩 feeling kind of like i am in a rock and roll moment right now! i can see why riding a hog is so popular! cool sound engine! "dududududududududu!!!"