Decent News

Try the gas station

Ah, another Joker influenced shooting

Marry her

Why does New Hampshire always insist on being the Florida of the Northeast

Crazy this was flagged for self harm

Huh weird, last I checked none of the stars on the flag are six pointed

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` u are gay '' with rainbows in the background . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` u are gay '' with rainbows in the background .

Kash is sitting across the table from him doing this

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` u are gay '' with rainbows in the background . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` u are gay '' with rainbows in the background .

The interaction room with the suspect is probably just Kash Patel doing this shit

What's the Vegas odds on her getting remarried within a year

Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we'll be right back. (five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play) CNN ANCHOR: and we're back 1:01 PM - 26 Sep 2018 199 Retweets 1,215 Likes く

gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years

Shit, I guess I gotta call my dad and let him know

Ah yes, Pro-Lifers

YEAH?! I PUT BEAN IN A GUN MOUNTED TO THE WALL AND SUCK BEANS OUT OF THE BARREL WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BACKING MY DUMPY UP TO YET A SECOND GUN LOADED WITH PREWORKOUT AND BOOF IT INTO MY ASS. 🇲🇾

I shovel my eggies into my mouth with a loaded gun, you gotta step up bro

Amazing

PUT IT BACK

What happens when it's full?

We demand change

‘Offering her something to keep her quiet’: Pro-MAGA activist drops bombshell video; exposes Trump DOJ official’s claims on Maxwell’s prison move - The Times of India US News: James O’Keefe, the founder of Project Veritas and a prominent figure in conservative media, dropped a bombshell on Thursday with the release of a vide.

Holy shit dude

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Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you.

[1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]

The both exclusively watch Fox News and its baffling to me. I remember my dad keeping me home from school the day that Saddam Hussian was found so we could read the newspaper together. Now he's praising RFK Jr while simultaneously not being entirely cleared of prostate cancer.

I went over to my parents today. They both started talking about how great RFK Jr. Is doing with my mom saying that no one had peanut allergies or autism when she was a kid. Oh but then she remembered her cousin that's been a ward of the state since the 70's (who she hasn't seen since) 1/2

Yeah, but I don't know how to take care of myself if the body wash isn't a 3 in 1 formula

This guy fucking rules. Do New England proud

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Hell yeah dude

The states rights crowd is literally saying "OH SO LIBRULS SUPPORT CRIME NOW"

I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.

He probably has no fucking clue who Emmitt Till is