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Voted most erotic youth pastor in 2013

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I wish DOGE would do something useful like slash some calories out of my favorite donuts.

24.03.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom in Middletown Ohio and caught JD Vance jacking off to a picture of Kurt Warner kissing Dick Vermeil on the lips.

18.02.2025 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carol Brady was very disrespectful to her first husband when she gave her children Mike Brady’s last name.

08.12.2024 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting a gofundme for the family of the murdered united healthcare CEO

05.12.2024 14:07 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My new bakery “special kneads” wasn’t very successful.

28.11.2024 14:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Matt Gaetz had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.

25.11.2024 06:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugly kid Joe should be secretary of entertainment

23.11.2024 09:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about woody Allen ?

21.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Snapple lady should be press secretary.

20.11.2024 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: I call this a “juggalo speedball.” It’s an original recipe four loko mixed with 200mg of Benadryl.

Shark tank judge: here is a big bag with a dollar sign on it. It represents my entire fortune. I want you to invest ALL of it into this product.

20.11.2024 08:10 — 👍 21    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

I’m boycotting thanksgiving this year because my woke grandma has two unisex bathrooms.

20.11.2024 13:36 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Goth families burn their turkeys on thanksgiving.

20.11.2024 12:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fingered my girlfriend while Netflix buffered.

16.11.2024 10:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The headless horseman had a head, he just never had a blowjob performed on him.

07.10.2024 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m wearing my maga kilt today and reminding everyone that the Irish were slaves too.

25.09.2024 05:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next Covid will happen at a Springfield Ohio dog eating contest.

13.09.2024 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Robert Kennedy jr just endorsed my grandma’s pussy.

25.08.2024 10:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

George Washington never chopped his daddy’s cherry tree down, he made one his slaves do it for him.

24.08.2024 13:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Psycho cop: no more games, asshole. You either give me the name of your supplier right now or I break your other arm.

Me: B-Bum Farto

23.08.2024 06:35 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A strain of weed called rabbit pussy squirts cured my depression!

22.08.2024 22:42 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Really thankful for 2010’s era technical innovations like
*checks notes*
Illegal taxi service. And—
*thumbs through to next page*
Illegal hotel service. No, wait, there’s a real one in here. Hang on
*flips through multiple pages*
Ahh! Here it is: multiple disinformation distribution networks

20.08.2024 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m working on a MAGA version of An American Tail where redneck mice scream and shout at the foreign ones.

22.08.2024 13:38 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Mitch McConnell Actively Dying in Public (Taylor’s Version)

31.08.2023 06:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m trying to be a 1980’s rich guy by running on my treadmill and talking on my cellphone at the same time.

30.08.2023 09:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Disney World has their own Area 51 and a lot of weird shit goes on there but I’m not allowed to talk about it.

29.08.2023 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read this as “no cunt November” at first glance

29.08.2023 09:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On 12th November 1035, Cnut the Great, King of England, Norway and Denmark, died. An event his Anglo Saxon subjects would come to know as “No Cnut November”

29.08.2023 09:27 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Travis Tritt was kicked out of the military because he was caught drinking a Zima with jolly ranchers.

29.08.2023 05:52 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

My grandmother can eat a corn dog with both of her hands tied behind her back.

29.08.2023 05:05 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

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