Tim Obermueller

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable

A yellow sheet with paper covered with spray paint symbols. A logger's guide to the spray paint labels of the forest "Orange X": Marked to cut down "Purple Vertical line": No Trespassing "Blue equal sign": Sale contract boundary "Red horizontal line": Forestry Service Boundary "White Circle": Endangered Species Lives in this tree "Black zigzag": Ignore/Cancel Order "Pink slash": Do no cut "Orange Square": Not a tree, do not touch after nightfall "Fire with black line above": Immune to fire "Red backslash with lightning": Falling hazard: Lightning strike "Red backslash with green cloud": Falling hazard: Rotten "Red backslash with gravestone": Falling hazard: Vengeance

"Green cupped hands": Hers "Red apple": Proffer sacrifice to proceed "Green Xs cloud": Deadly Pollen "Two brown vertical lines": Safe for guests of the forest to sleep under "Acorn bouncing off hardhat": Asshole squirrels live in this tree "Purple Uturn": Turn back now "Back Uturn with red X at the end": Too late to turn back "Red Downward Swoop": Eagles not friendly to climbers "Black No sign": No outside food/drink "Green Ivy": Ivys prevalent in this area "Yellow moon behind red jail bars": After dark, you cannot escape until sunrise "Brown bear head": Bear sighted in this area "Purple, distressed eye": You've fallen asleep, wake up "Green and purple dotted lump": The moss knows here "Red one with orange circle": One hour maximum in this area

Remembering this fun in-universe document I made for the Lost Bay Urban Legend Jam. Need some lumberjack signs?
timogames.itch.io/loggers-guide

I get now why sliced bread was such a big deal, slicing your own bread fucking sucks!

(I made my own sandwich bread and had a ham sandwich with way too thick slices of bread.)

It's not out yet (but will be in 5 days) but you can try the demo for Detective Instinct: Farewell, My Beloved. I enjoyed the demo and am hoping the main game will let you come to your own conclusions.
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IDK Sam, a parrot as a key witness in a murder trial in the first Ace Attorney is pretty unbeatable. Wild that those games only get weirder.

There are also times where you can see the twist a mile off and just... have to wait for it to happen.

I'd recommend these as well if you want to do actual detective work with no handholding.

🙏CHAPTER SERF🙏

I finished it! A Warhammer 40K adventure & TTRPG where you *don't* play Space Marines. Instead you play those little hooded freaks loitering in the background while Space Marines hog the limelight.

PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt...

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One of the best westerns and remakes!

Arkham Horror LCG
Arkham Horror 2E
Pathfinder Adventure Card Game
Robot Quest Arena
Mana Surge
Architects of the West Kingdom
Taboo
Android: Infiltration (Netrunner)
Canvas
Blazon

Wizards Of The Coast and The United States Department of State Announce Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond: 9/11 and The War on Terror

Known Unknowns and Unknown Unknowns starter decks are intriguing.

However ok this is a huge mood whiplash *Alcyone puts on her mop squad badge, and pulls out a heavy industrial bucket with a locked lid. She quickly flips open the latches to reveal what's inside. A strange liquid within seems to exist outside of reality as we know it. Some terrible concoction of water mixed with all the rifts in spacetime she could find. She somehow rotates 90 degrees from reality and throws the water through the 4th wall. Sam , you have been bucketed.

My last intrigue in this game is complete - joining the Mop Squad to throw a bucket at God

#over/under

We launched our cyberpunk mercenaries tactical RPG this year! #PitchYaGame

store.steampowered.com/app/1021210/... « 93% 👍 Steam reviews!

🧠 In-depth squad tactics
💰 Heist-planning strategy
🌆 Unique 23rd-century cyberpunk
🔀 50+ character class combinations

Help us spread the word? 🔁 / ❤️ #Gaming

Here's a sneak peek at our new game: Fright Train! 🐶🚂

It's a TRAIN SURVIVAL HORROR game inspired by Resident Evil 4, set in Antarctica. WISHLIST down below! 👇

#survivalhorror | #indiegame

For your future use: A Sad-uccino with a double-shot of Depresso

A cover and interior spread shot with an android city drawing by scragend and an interior map of the multi-leveled district

FLATLINE ON THE BLOCKS for @mothership.bsky.social is still live on Backerkit! We've hit a ton of stretch goals: nicer printing, more pages, stickers, and new adventures. Help expand this weird & wild district of Prospero's Dream by backing it today: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s... #TTRPG

Times are getting depressing as fuck in the Union Hall of The Dream. Taking a step back from #over/under

The Drain, with Norgad

This week on Ansible Uplink, @norgad.bsky.social joins me to review The Drain, by @ianyusem.bsky.social

Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only Wordle. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of words and guessing, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
(for the people who insist to run Wordle games in #over/under)

a green cartoon character with a blue background Alt: a green cartoon character with a blue background, smiles menacingly

#over/under

An astronaut on the moon, arms out in agony "Why don't you think I'm a traitor or pretending that I might be? I'm not a traitor or pretending but why does no one think I'm lying?"

TFW you're just puttering through the drama and backstabbing, making an honest living and selling ad space for folding credits. #over/under

A classifieds ad for the Mothership mega game Over/under. Ads for how orange crayons do not taste like oranges and a doomsday cult!

Classifieds publication I'm doing for the #over/under mega game to hopefully help with market clutter!

Unconfirmed reports of the first assassination in #over/under or perhaps a death has been faked.

Defeated the main antagonist in Hades 2 for the first time with what was essentially an automatic shotgun/firehose (the skull + fire all shells at once + retrieve shells 100% faster + Heroic and leveled up ~10 times Poseidon blessing on the attack.)

I am stirring some pots in here. I never could have fathomed that all this would precipitate from this and only after ~5 hours.

I think about my Sliding Doors moments frequently. Could easily be floundering as a lawyer or journalist right now. Was shortlisted to attend the local Seminary in high school. So glad I'm not any of those things.

Hitch builds have become my favorite

I live! Dropping this Mothership Month: a brand new way to play your favorite sci-fi horror RPG, with a high-powered corporate twist on the PC crew.

Trade economic for moral horror in the grand MOTHERSHIP EVIL CAMPAIGN.

Keep an eye out for the (free) full release in the next few weeks.