Jay Barradell

But what will RFKJr do with the carcass?

I'm almost fifty and childless. I sincerely doubt that having to worry about postponing or scrapping retirement plans to raise a child will decrease my stress.

Just remember that for every vocal hater, there are a bunch of us quiet fans that laugh at your posts and sincerely appreciate you

Yet!

Mulled apple cider in a slow cooker

My new tattoo is another monument to 80s villainy

He has returned as prophesied!

I'm staunchly pro dinner, and you may quote me on that

What? If it had extra bacon, he could have been obliterated! Justice is dead.

My father passed away after a battle with dementia and I said I would never wish it on another human being. In this case, I will make an exception

In this economy?

Piper feels his pain

I have some spare cursed totems and a monkey's paw you can borrow as long as you aren't a narc

Not even a good one. The kind of show that followed He-Man or G.I. Joe and you are still pumped from the show, but you get halfway through the theme song and decide you would rather play outside than watch "Petey And The Wobbly Pops"

But can you recall if you were for or against the ninja?

Well there goes my plan to get some of that sweet Tom Servo cheddar.

You don't owe these dimwits a damn thing. You are Crow T. Robot, dammit!

I think it was Bill Murray that once posted that every Olympic event should have a non athlete compete for reference. That would be amazing in this situation

Withers is a cunning, educated man with a kind and empathetic heart. He gives me hope for the future, and that's in short supply these days

Joke's on you! Mine is more than half over (statistically)

This isn't my lane? Do you mean understanding words?

Well, they can't just give every Marc/Mark a "K". That would be chaos. Then every Sara will want an H and every Steven will demand a PH. Is that the world you want?

I'm looking forward to the Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate Burger

I love the smell of releasing the files. Smells like... justice.

We found this poor little guy at work, and we took care of him. One of the employees actually helps rescue wild animals, so he took care of it before it could be released into the wild.

How novel are we talking about?

Haven't we all been through enough already?

Let's circle back to this the day after never

Same. Oh, my stars and garters