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Dani Hatch

@daniihatch.bsky.social

Recovering former comedian/man

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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13538    πŸ” 2934    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 57
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - December, 1963 (Oh What A Night!) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - December, 1963 (Oh What A Night!) (Official Audio)
05.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about Dick Cheney, but your horrible warmonger ghoul friends...well, they'll probably only see them if you post them on Twitter.

04.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

04.11.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8669    πŸ” 1866    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 51
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Just the face you want to see endorsing your campaign on the eve of the election

04.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3007    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 113

President Trump can get to Jeffery Epstein in one hop

01.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
Many of the propagandists of Autocracy, Inc., have learned from the mistakes of the twentieth century. They don’t offer their fellow citizens a vision of utopia, and they don’t inspire them to build a better world. Instead, they teach people to be cynical and passive, because there is no better world to build. Their goal is to persuade people to mind their own business, stay out of politics, and never hope for a democratic alternative: Our state may be corrupt, but everyone else is corrupt too. You may not like our leader, but the others are worse. You may not like our society, but at least we are strong and the democratic world is weak, degenerate, divided, dying.

Many of the propagandists of Autocracy, Inc., have learned from the mistakes of the twentieth century. They don’t offer their fellow citizens a vision of utopia, and they don’t inspire them to build a better world. Instead, they teach people to be cynical and passive, because there is no better world to build. Their goal is to persuade people to mind their own business, stay out of politics, and never hope for a democratic alternative: Our state may be corrupt, but everyone else is corrupt too. You may not like our leader, but the others are worse. You may not like our society, but at least we are strong and the democratic world is weak, degenerate, divided, dying.

This is from Autocracy, Inc, about how modern autocratic propaganda works.

I consider this every time I decide what to share and how to frame it.

02.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5813    πŸ” 2180    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 115
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- SLUGGO HAS BOUGHT NANCY A CROWN.

SLUGGO: I DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY QUEEN, SO I BOUGHT YOU A CROWN

NANCY: OH, THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY

P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WEARING THIER CROWNS.

NANCY: ΠΎΠ½, Π²ΠΎΡƒ --
I FEEL LIKE REAL QUEEN

P3- NANCY: QUITE A LINE
AT THE BAKER'S
TODAY

SLUGGO: YES - -
THERE'S A BREAD SHORTAGE

P4-NANCY: LET THEM EAT CAKE

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO HAS BOUGHT NANCY A CROWN. SLUGGO: I DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY QUEEN, SO I BOUGHT YOU A CROWN NANCY: OH, THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WEARING THIER CROWNS. NANCY: ΠΎΠ½, Π²ΠΎΡƒ -- I FEEL LIKE REAL QUEEN P3- NANCY: QUITE A LINE AT THE BAKER'S TODAY SLUGGO: YES - - THERE'S A BREAD SHORTAGE P4-NANCY: LET THEM EAT CAKE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 01,1946

01.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 797    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11
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a campaigns closing message is β€œhe might kill you but you should vote for him” is insane and i’m pretty convinced zohran will easily clear 50% of the vote at this point

31.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2510    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 29
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Federal conspiracy charges because an ICE goon had to drive a little slower.

What an absolute joke.

29.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1500    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 25

Baseball season should begin with the World Series. Imagine what a ratings bonanza that would be. Hello sweeps week. I don’t know how it would work, that’s @mlb.com’s problem, but what I do know is that this is a surefire hit and exactly the shakeup baseball needs!

29.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

28.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5482    πŸ” 1090    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 40
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it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

28.10.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5998    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 40
METRO
EXCLUSIVE
Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC
mayor

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? β€œI will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

26.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19998    πŸ” 2726    πŸ’¬ 1159    πŸ“Œ 534

Imagine being 17, your little brother by your side, begging to speak to your dad as he’s dragged away. You may never see him again. And this is every day. Soul shattering, nightmarish stuff, never to be forgiven.

26.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5091    πŸ” 1756    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 50
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 25006    πŸ” 5595    πŸ’¬ 1220    πŸ“Œ 1141
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here it is. The Entertainment from β€œInfinite Jest”

25.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

As a reminder, when Biden announced student loan forgivenessβ€”based upon a statute passed by Congress which explicitly said the President could do exactly thatβ€”Douthat called it "semi-Caesarist" because it was done "without consulting Congress."

25.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5272    πŸ” 1382    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 28

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

19.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6276    πŸ” 1340    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 44
Kicking off No Kings Day with fired up patriots at NIH
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen Kicking off No Kings Day with fired up patriots at NIH

Today I kicked off No Kings Day with hundreds of fired up patriots at NIH who are standing up to this lawless president.

Together we said NO to his attacks on public health.
NO to his assault on our Constitution.
NO to kings in America.

And YES to standing up for our democracy.

18.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1275    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9
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ok

19.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 904    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 25
Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

15.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5035    πŸ” 1322    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 38
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ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.

08.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5340    πŸ” 2137    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 259

His wife is deeply distressed and just wants her husband back.

Thank you to @alsobrooks.senate.gov and @vanhollen.senate.gov teams for responding within minutes to our request for help.

Let’s get him home before he’s moved to Louisiana. πŸ™

07.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the weekend ICE abducted an NIH contractor when he showed up to a courthouse for his green card hearing. He is documented. His wife is a citizen.

He is also member of the skeleton crew of animal care staff that works through a shutdown, to ensure the health and wellbeing of research animals.

07.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 29531    πŸ” 14009    πŸ’¬ 610    πŸ“Œ 579

there’s no other way to put this other than full military invasion into america

04.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3897    πŸ” 809    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 31
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The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her.

Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

04.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17982    πŸ” 4782    πŸ’¬ 1854    πŸ“Œ 679

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