Laurie Bowman

It was kind of a long uphill slog followed by a breathtakingly rapid fall

It still is on Tubi and Pluto

Been saying that from Day One, imagine the giant fucking inevitable lawsuit

And none of them knew what they were voting for 🤷🏼‍♀️

You will have to pry “patriarchy” from my cold, dead hands (the term, not the system)

In other news, water is wet

Follow the money.

Yeah I always wondered about that

That’s chump change considering how much he and his spawn have raked in in crypto fees

I’m capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time

He really is as useless as tits on a fish

So the House goes on vacay to give the FBI a few days to excise any mention of Trump from the Epstein docs. Cool cool cool

@iwriteok.bsky.social I love that Krebs means “cancer” in German, the dude’s name is just *chef’s kiss*

Bahahahahahahaa

That would be pretty much every age for me

“Venous insufficiency,” otherwise known as collapsed veins from constantly getting hit up by Dr. Feelgood

You win the internet today. I am always alluding to this bit

Fucking disgusting

I mean how stupid are these people, do they not understand how metadata works and/or do they think no one else understands it?

Wish I could follow suit. I am going hiking in Germany for two weeks in September. Maybe I’ll find a way not to come back

“Had sex with” =/= “raped” and I avoid strenuously anyone who uses them interchangeably

First thought: whoa if true

Second thought: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Bahahahaha aw man I love this guy and he’s on TOUR?? This nerd is overly excited about it

He’s soooooo jealous of how hot and likeable Mamdani is

So SCOTUS has finally managed to cut the federal cord that united these States. Congratulations.

Considering what “Oreo” means as a slur, I thought this was some anti-LatinX sick joke at first. Now I’m like, chocolate and cinnamon? Ok I’m down

Did they, though? Dream about that, I mean

Well, I say in my particular district, we shouldn’t even acknowledge the existence of SCOTUS or pay attention to any of their orders. But that’s only for my own particular geographical area, don’t you know

Whoa. This is even weirder than I thought, though I admit I just learned about this decision and haven’t read the opinion for myself yet

The blue states are the ones with all the resources anyway.