Chinner

hearing rumours that @johnnydork.bsky.social is dating Sydney Sweeney

George Bush jr being whispered something from staff

The Donkey Kong Bananza Metacritic score just hit 90

i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

Brave man standing up from crowd to say that mario kart world is good. I am the brave man btw.

Mario Kart World is good

Can I have a shout out

100% tariff on cringe. You lose, good day.

I do not negotiate with terrorists

if you still watch MCU media unironically you're cringe

You're responding to someone who bought two ps5 pros

Yeah download a PC emulator on your phone, download the steam app and it's under the shop section and then hardware pre order

I am placing @dachsjaeger.bsky.social under citizens arrest for his comments against Nintendo.

Please attend the Flavian Consoitheatre tomorrow for your bread and entertainment of Alex's public trial.

Do not worry, buy a steam deck instead

Is Switch 2 DOA???

Nintendo is the new bad guy, I'm just so happy Sony and Microsoft have not raised their prices.

True heroes 🙏🙏🙏

retweet for penis reveal

The gamers went too far. They doxed me, tried to get me killed and went to the dark web to nab me passwords and emails to try to cancel me for stuff posted on miitopia.

They put me in a position where i have no choice but to destroy their ideology.

Oh man, you really don't want that.

Johnny was the head of catering over at Little Saint James during the 2000s, is this a coincidence?

There are alot things I would like to say but do not wish to end up on a watchlist

Yes we know, a pour is a hole. Clever.

Absolutely, yes. I have full confidence when answering this question

About to drop 10k on a 5090 - am I being ripped off?

Less videogames more chicken wings sale updates

I killed malenia the same amount of times + 1. Will you write about me instead?

David Lynches passing is not unexpected, but it still stings nonetheless.

Incredible career, was and will remain one of my favourite film makers and artists.

Yeah it is, trust me

Feb isn't it

Metal gear rising 2 logo

It's coming

You are too kind to me