Sasha 🏳️‍⚧️

bumble profile looking good

i can’t caption this rn the hangover is rough
seeing milk tv perform was cool as hell tho

a kettle in the process of being descaled sitting on a cutting board, with an orange sticky note stuck to the handle which reads “don’t use!!! full of vinegar!!!”

me when i’m in a bad mood and don’t feel like sex

forgot I have therapy later when I put my collar on this morning but now I might just leave it as a power move

sorry to the person waiting in line for the bathroom i had something important to do

woman pictured in the narrow mirror built in to the headboard of a hotel bed, wearing less of her top than before

bonus for bluesky users :3

woman pictured in the narrow mirror built in to the headboard of a hotel bed, wearing a heart patterned top

Cheap, unsettling hotel artwork featuring many clowns

meme wherein one struggles to choose between pressing one of two buttons representing separate courses of action. gooning versus edging.

silly little tuxedo cat squatting on a table and gazing upon you. she is very shaped. Big eyes and a round face. Slightly disheveled whiskers. But it makes her all the more charming.

love it when hotels have freaky lil mirrors in the headboard. don’t love it when there’s freaky clown art in the hall. hate it when there’s zero outlets on my side of the bed.

#trans #travel #missmycat #eepy

woman laying in bed holding plush shark

going to the gym makes me eepy

remember how in elementary school the teacher would punish the whole class if one kid acted out, and instead of getting mad at the teacher, the other students get mad at the one kid?

this administration remembers that too.

fuck it, defund and shut down the National Weather Service. replace it with a graph of this guy and his kid's nighttime erections.

i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive

can any lawyers help me find a way to charge Mark Cuban $50,000 every time I have to read his posts as I scroll

the pasta
it escaped its strainer
no
NO!
pasta in sink

you see the vision 💕

this is actually the inspiration for my next thirst trap

estrogen made my ass too juicy and i keep splitting my pants when i squat :(((

Studies show that 97% of trans people are happy with their decision to transition. But they don’t talk about the 3% with regrets! While most people who regret some aspect of HRT do not detransition, it’s important to discuss what mainstream media doesn’t want to talk about.

Let‘s break it down. 👇🧵

you can only be transphobic towards me if it made me laugh

honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.

devious work from oomf

a photo consisting of various network topologies combined into one big chart. centrally there is a bus topology, and in various places on the chart there is a ring, a star, and a tree

biblically accurate polycule chart

Three turkeys standing right outside the door of an office building

It's cold and the turkeys would like to come in please

officially getting charged ladies prices at the hairdressers 😎

bitches love my autistic swag

went to berlin for nye since we’ve never been clubbing there. still haven’t since instead we spent 13 hours at a strangers house party listening to folk music.

uh oh, scrolled too far on bluesky and landed in the infinite realm of anti fox hunting posts once again

reverse cowgirl so she can watch minecraft parkour while im bouncing on it silly style

she also snuck up behind me and touched my hair before saying goodbye but at least she left after that

family holidays are wild bc why does some random lady I saw for a few days over a decade ago think it’s okay to sneak up behind me and start touching my hair before saying hello