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Lenny Leonard

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I used to narrate men and women fighting in their bathing suits but now I don’t I hit my dinger and I hung em up

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There’s not a sportswriter on earth that covers UFC who could have written this any better.

Absolutely nailed it

11.08.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop scrolling

07.08.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Please let her & the Trump family enjoy the same fate as Rasputin & the Romanovs

I’d go back to fucking church immediately

06.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he was 4th on your list of guys available on the west coast and reasonably priced your fucking list is terrible and you’re too dumb to run shows

05.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 55    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

Alternate headline:

UFL delaying another inevitable bankruptcy by adding a new group of suckers who think anyone in this country cares about any brand of football other than the NFL or NCAA

31.07.2025 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re still assuming the good guys are going to win

History is written by the victors and if we fail in this moment no one will ever care what these justices did because they’ll never know about it

29.07.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I was just holding that porn for a friend”

28.07.2025 15:33 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Sneak preview of ghislaine maxwell’s upcoming congressional testimony the first time they mention trump

25.07.2025 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gotta be jericho with all that time on his hands now

23.07.2025 12:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Kenny Omega was a medieval knight he was the Best Joust Machine

15.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man… for people who hate being called Nazis these Nazis sure do like talking like Nazis used to talk

09.07.2025 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me too

09.07.2025 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy 158th birthday Canada!!

Had you not welcomed Dennis Purcell & Johanna Bresnahan Purcell from Tralee in County Kerry, Ireland back in the late 1800’s, I would not be here today…

I’m made in America, but with Canadian parts

#ElbowsUp 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canadaday

01.07.2025 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

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that post was for like three people tops lol

24.06.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Is no gimmick sacred anymore?

Matt Friedman was the Oracle years ago, as he worked his testicle free magic for Ruxin in the 2009 League Fantasy Football Draft in exchange for Ruxin’s Peyton Manning jersey until his dad showed up

24.06.2025 17:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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23.06.2025 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if only

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Yes colleges & university presidents taking in billions while kids lost eligibility because someone gave them a fucking hamburger in the offseason is now dead

Boo fucking hoo

The illegal NCAA cabal had DECADES to cut these kids on on the action but the greedy fucks refused & now their game is over

15.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nico Harrison level trade

15.06.2025 23:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hey Siri….

Play “BITCH”… by Meredith Brooks

11.06.2025 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remain peaceful. Communicate intelligently. Protect each other and your goal of safety, equality and true justice.

Evidence of violence moves faster than proof of peace in the wrong hands.

Share the unity, share the hope, share the joy, share the strength. 🙏🏽

10.06.2025 16:26 — 👍 294    🔁 79    💬 0    📌 1
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tell me your pet’s name with a gif

06.06.2025 23:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People who have been inundated with the faux news journalism of the likes of Hannity et al look for “entertainment” in their news

Remember when people learned things by watching the news from guys like Ted Koeppel and Walter Cronkite?

THAT SHIT WAS FUN

04.06.2025 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks mate❤️

31.05.2025 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From pre-K to HS graduation, 13 years to the day

Proud of this kid❤️

31.05.2025 05:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“You’re like a garbage bag full of yogurt but just with way less culture” is low key one of the better insults I’ve heard in a while

28.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s used to it…

28.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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