mary kate ultra

Buying microwaveable metal lunch containers so I can eat hot lunch at work will change the trajectory of my life 😌💅

Stripes, polka dots, and tube tops have me in such a chokehold rn

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

No new contributions yesterday or today. Can we get this moving again? 💸💕 #helpsky

I never thought I would miss high school, but I miss when my only responsibility was learning and getting good grades instead of drowning in capitalism, too busy surviving to be creative or enjoy anything

IF NEW YORK CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOUR CITY 👀👀👀👀👀

The last time being on the internet felt this good was when Luigi didn’t do that thing last year

If I were a sports referee I would simply bet on the games I was reffing, and use my authority to influence the games so I always won.

Then I would use the money to fund a revolution socialist party set on destroying bourgeois democracy and replacing the with proletarian democratic centralism.

I will never accept what the ruling class want to normalize. life can be so light, beautiful, and fulfilling. it can be so simple. it doesn't have to be a soulless nightmare devoted to generating wealth for a couple thousand parasites

Indie sleaze was a post-9/11 psyop to maximize the aesthetic gap between straight men and straight women, probably for Rosicrucian or alien-hybrid reasons (??)

It takes me so fucking long to recover from each work day that I never get to do anything I care about or am interested in or actually *need* to do

Nobody wants to buy lemonade from a lemonade stand in front of a giant Beverly Hills McMansion, I’m sorry 😂😂

I was in a permanent state of doming out when I was at uni

I hate my parents for imprisoning me in flesh

Being alive under capitalism is the most ghetto fucking experience possible

It’s crazy that you literally can’t find vegan food in fucking Santa Monica anymore 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

At some point I made a conscious choice to use the spelling “grey” instead of “gray” because it was more aesthetically pleasing to me somehow?

Does anyone else feel super super heavy energy today ???

I think I would be content with my body if my breasts were just like 2-3x smaller than they actually are

There’s no point in even continuing to remain alive under capitalism, let alone bringing more innocent kids into the world so they can suffer, too. Boggles my mind!!!!!!

I will never understand how anyone who has ever worked full time has looked at the quality of their life and been like my life is full of meaning and purpose; time to have kids and force them to toil under capitalism until they die, just like me!

Lmao just realized I posted this exact tweet in different words a couple months ago, that’s how you know it’s true !!!!!!!!

I s2g if AMABs menstruated, we would only work 3 out of 4 weeks every month

Just walked past a dude wearing an Equinox shirt in the LA Fitness

“Once more the repetition breaks apart the real, rearranging the pieces.” - Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami

Some of yall are going to hell because you didn’t want to “ruin the aesthetic” of your blog or spam your instagram story to post someone’s mutual aid post !!! Like when you arrive in hell, they tell you that’s the reason why lol

If cis men had to experience day 2 of menstruation, we would have a federally mandated 3-week work month

from Murakami’s Kafka on the Shore

You’re a tool for capital and wage slavery if you procreate. There is no ethical way to procreate. No matter which way it turns, you damn your children to a lifetime of total suffering.