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(Insert amusing statement here.) Tufts 🐘. they/he. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. @mdaniels5757 pretty much everywhere else.

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About this Florida vaccine story:

When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.

We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.

β€œOh, they’d have died.”

03.09.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 23245    πŸ” 6840    πŸ’¬ 748    πŸ“Œ 320

I kinda sniffed at the headlineβ€”suicidal teen commits suicide is tragic but not necessarily the machine’s faultβ€” and then the article and especially the logs are so so much worse than I thought they would be.

26.08.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 4

i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.

28.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 23137    πŸ” 6325    πŸ’¬ 800    πŸ“Œ 502

Trump doesn't believe in consent.

23.07.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so glad "why tariff banana" thought is reaching members of Congress. It's the most obvious example of how insane this administration's trade policy has beenβ€”officials like Lutnick can't give a good justification for it because there simply isn't one

05.06.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2910    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 15
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New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for β€œThe President Violated the Constitution” β€œThe president remained steadfast in his novel interpretation of constitutional law.” β€œFaced with the choice between clinging to the letter of the ...

β€œThe president’s solutions-focused approach to legal roadblocks necessitated thinking outside the constitutional box.”

03.06.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 925    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 28
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I'm reading the report behind these headlines about glyphosate and it may be the most scientifically illiterate thing I've come across (although it's a close thing with the recent MAHA report). 1/n

02.06.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 581    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 42

Do you think you can counter "you consider them men in sports contexts, how are they not men in bathroom contexts"?

Because that is a logical haymaker Dems are sleepwalking right into. Argue the science, explain how transition works, please!

29.05.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
The WITAOD Chronicles
Anna Bower
Thursday, May 29, 2025, 4:06 PM
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One woman's maddening search for the head of a non-existent federal
agency.

The WITAOD Chronicles Anna Bower Thursday, May 29, 2025, 4:06 PM Share On: f X in $ One woman's maddening search for the head of a non-existent federal agency.

Some women want love.

Some seek power and money.

Some seek attention and fame.

Me?

I just want to know who the administrator of DOGE really is.

My manifesto, my magnum opusβ€”β€œThe WITAOD Chronicles”—is out now. ⬇️ πŸ‘‡

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

29.05.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3429    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 76

They did it last week!

Request: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

Roberts' order granting: www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

Docket: www.supremecourt.gov/docket/docke...

29.05.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Korea's preeminent *conservative* paper of record exclusively reports that President Yoon ordered someone at the National Intelligence Service (Korean CIA) to arrest the head of his own party (who would later vote against martial law) and when the NIS man refused, ordered his dismissal.

06.12.2024 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1088    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 73
by the Editorial Board

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has used chemical weapons and waged a bloody campaign of ethnic cleansing in his brutal suppression of an uprising that has killed half a million people, many of them civilians. In Myanmar, military dictator Gen. Min Aung Hlaing and his army have been responsible for bombing civilian villages in its war against the long-persecuted Rohingya minority. And in Sudan, a new potential genocide threatens the Darfur region's Black Masalit people at the hands of Gen. Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo, who is known as Hemedti, and his Rapid Support Forces. 

So who does the International Criminal Court wish to arrest for war crimes? Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his former defense chief Yoav Gallant.

by the Editorial Board Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has used chemical weapons and waged a bloody campaign of ethnic cleansing in his brutal suppression of an uprising that has killed half a million people, many of them civilians. In Myanmar, military dictator Gen. Min Aung Hlaing and his army have been responsible for bombing civilian villages in its war against the long-persecuted Rohingya minority. And in Sudan, a new potential genocide threatens the Darfur region's Black Masalit people at the hands of Gen. Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo, who is known as Hemedti, and his Rapid Support Forces. So who does the International Criminal Court wish to arrest for war crimes? Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his former defense chief Yoav Gallant.

WaPo Editorial Board thing starts with this. Stepping past the "what about"-ism going on here, many of these other atrocity cases are jurisdictionally hard for ICC--sadly ICC doesn't have (but should, imo have) universal jurisdiction to investigate any atrocity.

So why not let's walk through them

25.11.2024 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 791    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 29
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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy β€˜InfoWars’ Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...

The Onion has purchased InfoWars.

14.11.2024 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6188    πŸ” 1225    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 559

Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?

14.11.2024 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12112    πŸ” 1422    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 174
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking β€œweird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

14.11.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 59188    πŸ” 16098    πŸ’¬ 2355    πŸ“Œ 4655

Me, cheerfully opening that β€œorigins” tab thinking it can’t be that bad and immediately getting hit with racism so intense my brain shorts out and I Kubrick-stare for a solid 20 seconds

31.10.2024 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 4
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We watched 20 Trump rallies. His racist, anti-immigrant messaging is getting darker. A POLITICO analysis of more than 20 of his rallies and campaign events shows Trump has demonized minority groups in all of them.

I see Politico has decided not to f**k around with headlines anymore. www.politico.com/news/2024/10...

13.10.2024 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2169    πŸ” 618    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 53

Better a hundred innocent men be lethally injected than two prosecutors be impugned

09.10.2024 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

MAGA torn between glee at a Democrat being charged and horror at a cop being held accountable

26.09.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1774    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
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Emails Raise Questions About WaPo Fact Checker The Post corrected Glenn Kessler’s column questioning reporting about a child rape victim, shortly after The Lever obtained emails showing inaccuracies.

Anyway congrats to Glenn Kessler for at least fact-checking adults, as opposed to lying about what his sources told him about a ten-year-old rape victim.

www.levernews.com/emails-raise...

20.08.2024 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 694    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

Classic American political dialogue is premised on the idea that we share fundamental values but disagree on how best to promote them.

I haven’t believed this for a while. Other than β€œI prefer to be alive and not dead” and β€œI like pudding,” I do not share values with these people.

03.07.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1622    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 13
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Roberts: wait Bruen says WHAT? Fuck fuck fuck I gotta stop voting on shit when I’m drunk. Okay. You can do this Johnny. You went to Harvard. Let’s parse our way out of this mess. Fuckin’ Thomas, I should have known better.

21.06.2024 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 40
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...

17.06.2024 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5050    πŸ” 2196    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 170

Average American president has been convicted of .74 felonies

30.05.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2739    πŸ” 748    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 48

Congress still won't stop automakers from selling your driving data to data brokers and insurance companies, but they want to make sure @elonjet.net can't tell you if Elon is flying to Texas.

24.05.2024 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 538    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4
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We have reached the "anti-Israel protesters are paid" by Jews portion of the program.

24.04.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 554    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 39
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I found a group of 17,000 people called "Facebook complaints center" and every single post on there is amazing

21.04.2024 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 839    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 17

Gag order aside, Cohen literally has been prosecuted for lying. He pleaded guilty to 18 USC 1001 for lying to Congress www.justice.gov/archives/sco...

13.04.2024 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

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