Your Good Friend Shane

Disney adults are weird, but ok, that's your hobby. But dis ey adults wearing Trump stuff to the park are the weirdest.

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

After 3 days of networking late Into the Night for work conference, I'm on my way to Disney for 4 days. RIP me.

People were talking to each other about these things last night.

Probably feels like getting caught in the undertow. Caught in the undertow.

I laughed a lot when I wrote this. And when I wrote this, I was very high. (2 minutes ago)

I dont find this tray entertaining at all.

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Boeke.

Evansville folks know it.

Client decided to yell at me because the insurance company hasn't mailed his check yet. I think it broke his brain when I raised my voice and said, "listen man, I don't get paid until your checks come too."

There's an assumption that lawyers just grow money in their backyards I think.

I had a 2015 Leaf for 7 years. The only maintenence was changing the tires during that time. Just amazing.

I've always preferred Beavis over Butt-Head because Beavis is pure of heart.

The quote is from Stolen Dreams by Chris Lamb. It's referring to mqny in the Soutb after Brown v. Board was decided.

I'm reading a book about an African American Little League team that was locked out of the Little League World Series and came across this quote from the 50's:

"The cowards now operating in the name of white supremacy would lynch Christ if it would serve their ungodly purpose. "

Sounds familiar.

Lol.

I should have checked the vending machine situation prior to having an edible at the hotel bar. Rookie mistake.

Office manager/founding partner's child who justpassed the bar/marketing manager

Healthy lunch. (Pairing this with a Diet Coke.)

TSA with no line. It's an October miracle.

Misjudged the train time to the airport. We are in danger of missing a flight, kids. Never cut it this close before.

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

I also had a tagline of "Who bullied the bullies? Me."

I've had a long running joke about being #probully because it used to annoy me that people would proudly claim they were #antibully as if that was a bold moral stance. Well, here we are.

That sucks, man. I've had to take more calls than I'd like as well.

I use Meta glasses for work now and that has helped as I can talk into for a work call and take video if needed. But mostly it gives me a reason to pace around the outfield fence while on the phone.

The boundaries are blurry but roughly this

Baseball scoring showing BRASH vs. CARPENTER

*turns chair around* Do you know who else was a brash carpenter?

Throw a kid out stealing. Not actually throwing a kid out like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

When you catch 7 innings and throw a kid out in your first kid pitch tournament, you get to celebrate with gas station food.