Chad Smith

Doob better, Tom.

Rein in and free rein, not reign in and free reign

Taking a slip to the counter at Service Merchandise, and your new blender appeared out of the back room on rollers.

Edith Keeler Must Fry

a horse drawn carriage is pulled by a man ALT: a horse drawn carriage is pulled by a man

Thank you very much!

Vindicated Iguana is some company’s due-diligence-phase code name for a potential acquisition target.

Doctors HATE polls. A lot of them have bonus money tied to patient satisfaction surveys.

Or shorten it to Black Dog Tandoori.

Korgoth of Barbaria. That pilot was CLASSIC and we could have had 200 episodes.

He’s really twisting his torso. In other words: body yaw.

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Joe P - helluva talented musician, who made my wife’s YEAR after the show tonight:

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GIFT BASKET CASE

I had to plant hostas in front of our basement windows. The toms would come up and peck at their reflection (see my profile pic).

Always five acting as one: Dedicated! Inseparable! Invincible!

Ashtrays EVERYWHERE.

We’re a former colony of the UK, where your MP uses RP and exaggerates their CV despite regular attendance at the C of E.

Harold and Muad’dib

Chad Smith, drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers, is a legally distinct Chad Smith.

Post a picture of you that’s not actually you:

Go Blue

It can only be called Champaign if it comes from the city of Champaign in Champaign County IL. Otherwise it’s just small midwestern city.

And it couldn’t be assembled stateside until the pedestal was built. Joseph Pulitzer organized a fundraiser to make that happen.

A photo of a round layer cake on a pedestal topped with a number two (not a euphemism) made of chocolate or white chocolate and sprinkles. Mine will, of course, be a number one (also not a euphemism) as Lovey will be one next week! Photo credit: (shrug) Pinterest. Just how it works, sometimes.

Today I am attempting viral DIY sensation: Edible birthday cake topper number. Please join my journey.

You meet the wildest old women at the Mennonite Thrift Store.

Happy Birthday, young man!