billie oldish

I thought the ‘Roman salute’ was accidentally sending a dick pic to your billionaire father. #succession #romansalute

I only work late when I have to prove men wrong (most days)

I mean…

Damn. People got paid to be little shit starters. Incredibly jealous.

In the TRAILER

Nathan Fielder of Nathan for You

3D printing dozens of eggs

Snatched

I know I’ve said this before in the last 8 years but I deeply regret my saying “America will be a third world country by the time I’m 40, lol” when I was in high school.

Dude. Can someone please give me a 10 hour loop of the peacock “coverage will resume shortly” music?

Kath. You beautiful angel.

these men wouldn’t speak to me. A+
#photography #travel

Windsor palace

zero turkey legs. D+
#travel #travelpics #photo

Memories from my trip to London… 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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no druid cloaks. could not get close enough to access time portals. only 3 pixies. 2/10

Does this mean anything to anyone or am I defecting?

Fear and chaos are spreading, especially in Texas, where immigrant communities are bracing for impact.

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“Dopamine Decor” is erasure of the interior design of the 70’s

I don’t think of myself as an “old” “hoarder” and then I find a Circuit City credit card in 2025.

To whom it may concern (the emoji search people): when I search “Italian,” I’m not looking for the frickin’ flag. I’m looking exclusively for this 🤌

Milk is just more flavorful right around 3 days from expiry date

“news” just seems like it should be short for something.

Can I…

I am ~obsessed~ with the LinkedIn games

We are so incredibly lucky to be alive in the same time and same universe as #StevieNicks.

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Just did the math: you can turn on Once Upon a Time right now and watch the full series in almost 5 days exactly. Who’s coming with me?

Investigator on documentary: “he was found face down, ass up. Presumably the way he liked to fuck.”

Excerpt from your 2068 text book for your History of American Money Thoughts class: “Suze Orman, the founder of girl math…”

I changed my alarm to the venga boys six flags song. I might end up alone, but I’m going to wake up laughing every morning.