@utbsmith.bsky.social
North Linthorpe elite, European, legacy Boro fan, fanzine contributor, father, fiancé, reposts NOT endorsements, ALL views (however misguided/profane) are MINE
“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”
“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”
Oh for fu…
03.05.2025 12:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not quite there yet…
22.04.2025 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
21.04.2025 16:07 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
19.04.2025 22:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
18.04.2025 20:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation
the photo:
18.04.2025 10:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sunday vino
06.04.2025 12:35 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Won the pub blind card last night
04.04.2025 07:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
23.03.2025 16:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
21.03.2025 07:40 — 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.
09.03.2025 09:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
07.03.2025 09:29 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s always been awful
07.03.2025 08:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
07.03.2025 08:46 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
Vibe
06.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0As they all did. And did with honour.
05.03.2025 12:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think any conscripted soldier went to “fight for medals” - it was duty, wasn’t it?
05.03.2025 10:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”.
Would you support that?
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
04.03.2025 21:44 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Got a refund on my student loan…
26.02.2025 10:20 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cheers 🍻
23.02.2025 16:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cheers 🍻
23.02.2025 16:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunday…
23.02.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation.
Think about that for a minute…
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.
18.02.2025 08:14 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
