Hmmm probably not but it already has a plant!
05.01.2026 22:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@elilad.bsky.social
๐ก๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐พ๐ ๐ Alexandria, VA ๐ฉโ๐ป Real Estate + Triathlon/Swim Coach
Hmmm probably not but it already has a plant!
05.01.2026 22:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We might even haveโฆ *gasp* a functional half bath!
05.01.2026 21:39 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tim: โOh hey! The twirly whirl works!!โ
Me: โYou mean the fan?โ
@timladerach.bsky.social apparently forgot what a fan isโฆ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Nonogram and Dice Dreams are on repeat over here. Oh and a good book is the ultimate escapeโฆ.
16.09.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฏ me too
28.08.2025 13:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@timladerach.bsky.social : โIโm going to go get foodโ
Me: *gets very excited because am hungry* โWhat food?!?!โ
@timladerach.bsky.social : *shocked pause* โI meant mail. I am going to get mail.โ
Me: *devastated* โThose two things are drastically different. How did that even happen?!โ
They were using their turn signal toโฆ enterโฆ the roundabout
05.08.2025 21:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 013 minutes later and Iโm still chuckling about this visual
04.08.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โYou donโt use your turn signal at a roundabout. You just drive! โ โ @timladerach.bsky.social
04.08.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Tipsy @timladerach.bsky.social :
*rolls down window in a construction zone*
*shouts at construction workers* โHow much do you get paid?!?!?!โ
Gin lemonade w/ lemon thyme honey to be exact.
30.05.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Youโll only know if youโฆ Tri.
Youโre welcome. I will now make my exit. โ๏ธ
Itโs always a good day when my swim athletes hit a win! Especially when said athlete is the husband. Even more especially when a year ago they were nervous about getting in the pool after a bad open water experience.
29.04.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tim on a balcony
Elissa in front of a restaurant awning that says โJosephin[e]โ
Elissa behind a table full of delicious brunch items
Flowers lining a driveway
What a great Easter Sunday. Church w/ friends, brunch @ Josephine (๐), and hyping @elilad.bsky.socialโs open house in North Old Town.
Seriously โ that condo is a stunner. And the rooftop deck has some of the best Potomac views.
This feedback on my listing is pure gold. ๐
24.12.2024 20:55 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yesโฆ I am the keeper of the list. Send me your digits. Or rather, your @โs.
13.12.2024 13:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tell me you did it right without telling me you did it right.
@timladerach.bsky.social
Even better: heโs working from home today so he has to smell the soup for hours. ๐
12.12.2024 15:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is what kindle jail is for!
12.12.2024 15:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Correct! No soup for him!
12.12.2024 15:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Will march for soup! ๐ฒ
12.12.2024 15:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have been judged.
@timladerach.bsky.social
Why is the quality of my work so much better when done at the 11th hour?
Design something weeks in advance: total crap. Design something riiiiight before a deadline? Genius. ๐
๐ you owe me $5 for this one
04.12.2024 01:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What did we do to you?!
01.12.2024 03:45 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Very valid question. I was just wondering if it was rain or a ceiling fan on blast.
21.11.2024 01:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spicy, obviously
21.11.2024 01:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Affirmative
21.11.2024 00:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not cool! All I know is that they have eliminated their neighborhood outreach department and are no longer sponsoring events and tings.
21.11.2024 00:51 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It was going fine until the disturbers of the peace, otherwise known as the motorcade, came back. ๐ก
21.11.2024 00:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0