Elissa Laderach

Nonogram and Dice Dreams are on repeat over here. Oh and a good book is the ultimate escape….

💯 me too

@timladerach.bsky.social : “I’m going to go get food”

Me: *gets very excited because am hungry* “What food?!?!”

@timladerach.bsky.social : *shocked pause* “I meant mail. I am going to get mail.”

Me: *devastated* “Those two things are drastically different. How did that even happen?!”

They were using their turn signal to… enter… the roundabout

13 minutes later and I’m still chuckling about this visual

“You don’t use your turn signal at a roundabout. You just drive! ” — @timladerach.bsky.social

Tipsy @timladerach.bsky.social :
*rolls down window in a construction zone*
*shouts at construction workers* “How much do you get paid?!?!?!”

Gin lemonade w/ lemon thyme honey to be exact.

You’ll only know if you… Tri.

You’re welcome. I will now make my exit. ✌️

It’s always a good day when my swim athletes hit a win! Especially when said athlete is the husband. Even more especially when a year ago they were nervous about getting in the pool after a bad open water experience.

Tim on a balcony

Elissa in front of a restaurant awning that says “Josephin[e]”

Elissa behind a table full of delicious brunch items

Flowers lining a driveway

What a great Easter Sunday. Church w/ friends, brunch @ Josephine (👌), and hyping @elilad.bsky.social’s open house in North Old Town.

Seriously — that condo is a stunner. And the rooftop deck has some of the best Potomac views.

This feedback on my listing is pure gold. 😂

Yes… I am the keeper of the list. Send me your digits. Or rather, your @‘s.

Tell me you did it right without telling me you did it right.
@timladerach.bsky.social

Even better: he’s working from home today so he has to smell the soup for hours. 😈

This is what kindle jail is for!

Correct! No soup for him!

Will march for soup! 🍲

I have been judged.
@timladerach.bsky.social

Why is the quality of my work so much better when done at the 11th hour?
Design something weeks in advance: total crap. Design something riiiiight before a deadline? Genius. 🙄

🙄 you owe me $5 for this one

What did we do to you?!

Very valid question. I was just wondering if it was rain or a ceiling fan on blast.

Spicy, obviously

Affirmative

Not cool! All I know is that they have eliminated their neighborhood outreach department and are no longer sponsoring events and tings.

It was going fine until the disturbers of the peace, otherwise known as the motorcade, came back. 😡

Just you wait, Henry Higgins. 😈
I have zero idea what I’m doing here and only a vague idea of how I got here.

It’s me. I’m ruining the vibe. Sorryyyyyyy I forgot how to be the new kid in class. Pick me last for dodgeball, ok?