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Elissa Laderach

@elilad.bsky.social

๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŠโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ“ Alexandria, VA ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป Real Estate + Triathlon/Swim Coach

72 Followers  |  43 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.6268

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Hmmm probably not but it already has a plant!

05.01.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We might even haveโ€ฆ *gasp* a functional half bath!

05.01.2026 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tim: โ€œOh hey! The twirly whirl works!!โ€
Me: โ€œYou mean the fan?โ€

@timladerach.bsky.social apparently forgot what a fan isโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

05.01.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nonogram and Dice Dreams are on repeat over here. Oh and a good book is the ultimate escapeโ€ฆ.

16.09.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ me too

28.08.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@timladerach.bsky.social : โ€œIโ€™m going to go get foodโ€

Me: *gets very excited because am hungry* โ€œWhat food?!?!โ€

@timladerach.bsky.social : *shocked pause* โ€œI meant mail. I am going to get mail.โ€

Me: *devastated* โ€œThose two things are drastically different. How did that even happen?!โ€

28.08.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were using their turn signal toโ€ฆ enterโ€ฆ the roundabout

05.08.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

13 minutes later and Iโ€™m still chuckling about this visual

04.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou donโ€™t use your turn signal at a roundabout. You just drive! โ€ โ€” @timladerach.bsky.social

04.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tipsy @timladerach.bsky.social :
*rolls down window in a construction zone*
*shouts at construction workers* โ€œHow much do you get paid?!?!?!โ€

16.07.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gin lemonade w/ lemon thyme honey to be exact.

30.05.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™ll only know if youโ€ฆ Tri.

Youโ€™re welcome. I will now make my exit. โœŒ๏ธ

30.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s always a good day when my swim athletes hit a win! Especially when said athlete is the husband. Even more especially when a year ago they were nervous about getting in the pool after a bad open water experience.

29.04.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tim on a balcony

Tim on a balcony

Elissa in front of a restaurant awning that says โ€œJosephin[e]โ€

Elissa in front of a restaurant awning that says โ€œJosephin[e]โ€

Elissa behind a table full of delicious brunch items

Elissa behind a table full of delicious brunch items

Flowers lining a driveway

Flowers lining a driveway

What a great Easter Sunday. Church w/ friends, brunch @ Josephine (๐Ÿ‘Œ), and hyping @elilad.bsky.socialโ€™s open house in North Old Town.

Seriously โ€” that condo is a stunner. And the rooftop deck has some of the best Potomac views.

20.04.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This feedback on my listing is pure gold. ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.12.2024 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesโ€ฆ I am the keeper of the list. Send me your digits. Or rather, your @โ€˜s.

13.12.2024 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tell me you did it right without telling me you did it right.
@timladerach.bsky.social

13.12.2024 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even better: heโ€™s working from home today so he has to smell the soup for hours. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

12.12.2024 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what kindle jail is for!

12.12.2024 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct! No soup for him!

12.12.2024 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will march for soup! ๐Ÿฒ

12.12.2024 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have been judged.
@timladerach.bsky.social

12.12.2024 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is the quality of my work so much better when done at the 11th hour?
Design something weeks in advance: total crap. Design something riiiiight before a deadline? Genius. ๐Ÿ™„

04.12.2024 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™„ you owe me $5 for this one

04.12.2024 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did we do to you?!

01.12.2024 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very valid question. I was just wondering if it was rain or a ceiling fan on blast.

21.11.2024 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spicy, obviously

21.11.2024 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Affirmative

21.11.2024 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not cool! All I know is that they have eliminated their neighborhood outreach department and are no longer sponsoring events and tings.

21.11.2024 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was going fine until the disturbers of the peace, otherwise known as the motorcade, came back. ๐Ÿ˜ก

21.11.2024 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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