Dave Coustan

remarkably humble guy for having just won the ship

Sucks that he relied on a poorly sourced junk story. He should have centered this on a more credible bit of news, and there are plenty to choose from.

here's one (apologies - hellsite) x.com/filmwatchers...

Have you seen the super bowl cutups that highlight how Klint will lull defenses to sleep thinking they have the run game bottled up, and then use the same formation to do something slightly different? It's kind of a cool game of possum. = why his run yardage has been high but run efficiency low

Adapt and overcome. How long has it been since we had a current and contemporary offensive mind in the building? I think Gary raised a good kid too.

How you feelin?

The Ferris Bueller connection to a "day off" is also ancient history now. All I see is Matthew Broderick who probably doesn't know what a day off feels like.

See also: "performative", which is kind of a false friend I guess and no one bothered to look up what sociolinguistics scholars meant when they coined this

I was just yelling at the tv during that. This is the year of yelling at the tv

Green Day opening the Suoer Bowl in Levi’s Stadium is the most Playstation EA Sports situation ever

"Say Drake"

So sorry to hear it Tashan. Really appreciated your Athletic stint and I will continue to read you wherever you end up. They still haven't filled the role btw - maybe an opportunity over there? Esp. if we get Kubiak + Mendoza...

blah blah blah...polling extremely poorly - no one wants this

Columbia administration looking especially craven and incompetent about now.

Good to great DC
Collegiate offensive and portal genius, may be Saban heir apparent
Gruden no comment
2 rings, 138-86-0, HOF coach
The GOAT in his prime
Began the over half-a-century rivalry with the Chargers

Some pretty great coaches in here, just rarely while they were under Raiders employ

this particular line is maybe the best statement of purpose i have seen for those of us who want a more militant opposition to this administration

Rabbit, rabbit

It sounded a little like “a licky boom boom down”!

Cigar of coffees

I don’t know, if I didn’t want the job I also wouldn’t want the media obsessing about whether I was leaving after the super bowl and risk questions from the team when they should be focusing on the game plan. It’s not cope - I think (second) interviewing for a job during sb week is not a small thing

It’s called Deuce Gruden’s book of magic spells

Kubiak wouldn’t have accepted a second interview though if he wasn’t considering it. Especially not this week. He wouldn’t want the hassle of

The US Senate blocks spending package in immigration fight, bringing large swaths of government closer to shutdown.

same panel but with Homan

I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today

“Carr Realists” “Anti-Grudenites” labels is what I want

At first I thought you had become a Cowboys fan lol

Calling the streets of Minneapolis “in theatre” encapsulates that this is an invasion by DHS

Abolish Homan

Fuck that ICE is an illegitimate and incompetent paramilitary

Glad I just re-upped my subscription! Congratulations. I still miss MEL