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Jon Herman

@hermjon.bsky.social

Screenwriter, *Straight Outta Compton*, dog lover, live music-head, phish, lcd, radiohead, owls, hot tubs & soft drinks, dappled sunlight, art; Born CT Jew, currently Silver Lake Newly-Sober Jew

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no exclamation points or Caps?
doesn't sound like Miller either
My guess is the sanguine style of ChatGPT

16.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn that hit hard

16.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell fuckin yes

15.10.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

check out the photos of some of these scumbags. truly some of the most hideous looking humanoids I've ever seen. just absolute putrescence inside and out. I have no problem wishing cancer upon the lot of them.

15.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

find this fucker and ruin his life

15.10.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fyi, no, HOUSE OF DYNAMITE is not a sequel or prequel to Paris is Burning, and if you go in with that expectation you are going to be seriously depressed

14.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

by all means lets start trusting Newsmax

14.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that is such a useless, annoying, and absurd criticism it's no wonder liberals (and I count myself among them) are losing so badly. It's like what Marc Maron said "the left annoyed the entire country into electing Trump".

14.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP D'Angelo.
one of the smoothest motherf'ers to ever do it.
Way way too young.
Glad I got to see him at FYF that time
Will be spinnin his joints all day
:(

14.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah you're right it's weird Nancy Meyers didn't mention that in her beautiful tribute to her lost friend. You ghoul

14.10.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that santa barbara or santa cruz?

13.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots of my friends got married at city hall ceremonies with a couple witnessss and no gifts. Also U canโ€™t share a spouses health insurance unless married. a shit ton of weddings are non denominational. Also itโ€™s tacky to shit on weddings when the entire lgbtq pop is about to lose that right. Shh

11.10.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is fucking obscene

11.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2200    ๐Ÿ” 335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

such a genius and underrated physical comedian too - i crushed on her ever since seeing Sleeper as a kid. Fielding Mellish never had a chance

11.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That skinny blonde lady ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚
I mean the โ€œcastingโ€ overall is astonishing

11.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, shit

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฅฐ

10.10.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah i guess it's entirely possible that al jazeera video is from before this thing was officially signed. that would be me not giving up hope

09.10.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ugh i guess i was pretty deluded to think this "treaty" was real. when wishful thinking goes wrong :-/

09.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump has eyes like the BrundleFly

09.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck JK Rowling.

09.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the practical fx make the scene way gooier, stickier, jigglier, the horror is in the realistic wet splats of flesh in the sink. way closer to "real" than CGI, sorry

09.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh 100% he knows

09.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gorgeous puppo

09.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least two are American citizens and some of the dead remains are also American, but by all means pop off sis

09.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes at least two of the alive hostages are American and a few of the dead ones too. Does that make it clearer for you?

09.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The rats are the first to flee the sinking ship

09.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welp he went from being one of my top 5 comics to being someone I think is an unforgivable gigantic piece of shit in just about a week, which is impressive really

08.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks gacked to the gills

07.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That absurdly ugly hatโ€ฆ.

05.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

underrated part of Stephen Miller rapidly decompensating on main is the part where he admits the FBI is outnumbered by Oregon local law enforcement, which is the entire ballgame, when local authorities resist federal incursion the Feds simply lose

05.10.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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