MonkeyBeaver

Psyched to announce my new novel, Boyhood, coming April 2026 @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social
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I’d feel sorry for Nandy if she wasn’t such a shameless stooge.

Been unwatchable for years but this is a handy reminder not to revisit.

It’s almost like the very daftest among us are directing policy. We absolutely shouldn’t question this or disagree.

Hmmmm. A complex equation that is difficult to understand.

It really feels like the traditional news lost. There’s this propaganda based twaddle and click driven non-news that just means you can’t have faith in it or it actually contains no news in the first place.

It really is. And across so many newspapers now as well. We’ve sleepwalked into a crisis of sorts.

The Secret DJ I have nearly finished a book about Alfredo. We were mates for well over 3 decades and I nursed him twice a week for some years until he died. Much like my other books it’s not a historical document.....

Today we are talking about Alfredo...

www.facebook.com/secretdjbook...

How can token guy not know he is token? There are so many signs.

Aaahhhh l. That invisible Telegraph Opinion decline. Imperceptible in reality.

This article was so bad the Times have removed it.

I think when they’ve constructed this fictional never going to happen Neom, then they can concentrate on this fictional never going to happen stadium.

Doh! On my part.

Farage: epic grifter

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & @nickmiller79.bsky.social on Monday...

Let's have your weekend wonderings, commentary curiosities, footballers' names in things — or absolutely anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel.

Cheers!

Agreed. Still think Terminator 2 is better. I think this is the main topic for discussion here.

Chris Philp is a caricature Conservative.

The US got a raw deal internationally how? It bought and paid for some intangible things but they got monetised in a very big way. I think the US got a great deal internationally. Though that’s getting pulled to pieces now.

Hey Beautiful People

Tonight, @forwardprizes.bsky.social takes place at the Queen Elizabeth Hall. Mum Does The Washing is up for Best Single Poem Performed. Whatever happens, I'm so proud of it, and so humbled and frankly gassed at how far it's flown.

Have a great Sunday everyone.

This is one of those moments (a bit like playing Connections) when a Brit beholds the chasm between US and UK culture. Those cereals: Oysterettes, Holland Rusk, Honey Grahams… meaningless.

Hahaha.

That last one please!

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

Probably shouldn’t have to pay VAT on that.

Read all about one of our most regular 'characters' in our 8-page Teesside Special only in the current issue of Private Eye... ON SHELVES NOW!

This whole story is mind blowing. Some people should be in jail.

If a radio host is fired or suspended, but has no listeners, then did it actually happen?

Great point. This sounds like a specialist subject for you.

How about some clarification regarding the interview of the fake Aston Villa supporter claiming that he received death threats? Andrew Fox is not Jewish neither is he the honorary head of the Jewish AVFC fan club. He's a far-right propagandist and Palestinian genocide denier. #SkyNews #FakeNews

I saw the abuse that she got for saying that pharmaceutical companies shouldn’t be marketing life changing meds to kids. That seemed fine.