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old tweet: Every year, Putting Away the Christmas Decorations Ken makes a series of decisions designed to infuriate Unpacking the Christmas Decorations Ken the following year. It’s a magical holiday tradition.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

I think Frankenstein's Creature could fix me.

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

it's messed up that Ben Starr has a voice like THAT, AND is funny AND is hot???? like, pick a lane, bud!!

generally this is a bummer but also the idea of "resetting" your "romantic partner" so easily is a little....Hm.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

what's the point of reading Vanity Fair anymore. Not doing reviews? Not doing trades coverage? Scaling back on editorials? letting go of Richard Lawson, among others? Awful. Hate it to the core.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Marchand how could u do this to ur countrymen

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

the cardinals elected you as pope before the other american guy but you never picked up, so...

my favourite thing about ffvii is how deeply i don't care who cloud dates because all i care about is spreading the good word about vincent/tifa.

Sam Reid got me feeling things for a blond man I have never felt before

I'll also hit that exact pose when saying it.

Anyway please laugh

me when anyone asks what my Valentine's Day plans are:

Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music
Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage
Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat

literally RIP to Vincent. he should have been practicing queen's blood for those 30 years instead of sleeping so I wouldn't have absolutely annihilated him like this.

to be clear i meant in the next ff7 remake game because honestly, that party does not cook in the og (rip to vincent, he does not cook but i will keep him in my party out of affection) but in the new battle system......oh man. then the synergy skills? let's go.

just realized how hard the party composition of Vincent, Cloud and Tifa will cook because it will be long-range/good magic (probably), jack-of-all-trades, and stagger-machine close-range.

this is perfect for me, specifically.

Movies That Fuck: A List for Sensualists and Perverts I was on Bluesky recently (bad idea — social media rots your brain and spirit) and I saw some young in’ say that Robert Eggers film, Nosferatu, was for real perverts. And it so perturbed me I decided ...

Perverts, yearners, and sensualists! All that edging is over. The moment has finally arrived. Here is my 40-films deep list of movies that fuck. Argue with your momma. I know I freaked it with this one. letterboxd.com/angelicajade...

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

AFTERSUN can kind of ruin your life in that you can't even hear Losing My Religion anymore without getting unspeakably sad

I mean everyone said Interview with the Vampire is amazing but damn they're truly cooking with gas over there

anyway unrelated but someone thought I was 23 today

instead of, like, a dozen of us...there will be dozenS of us!!

whenever this little video makes the rounds on ff7 twitter I know the Vincent/Tifa agenda will FLOURISH in part 3.