Ok they’re doing something now yayyyy

I don’t have stake in the game but they better start doing something before the super bowl party I’m at falls asleep

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

Football fact: NFL players can’t see most colors, but can smell a single football molecule from up to 100 yards away

Football fact: the average pro football player eats 11 of their siblings before they leave the hatchling pools

Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as “tri-bi”: “Bisexual, bilingual and non-binary.”

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"While developing Mario Sunshine we'd frequently find issues like Mario falling through solid ground or invisible walls. I wanted to correct them but whenever Miyamoto-san saw them he'd say 'haha trolled' and imitate a clown honk. I didn't get it but we shipped the game like that" ~Yoshiyaki Koizumi

this is as far as i got

you want it? it's yours, my friend
#totk #botw #morshu

nice to meet you held in contempt, I’m dad

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

New Foreach! 155 - Lowest of the Low
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A comic about lampreys. Description of contents: I'm a jawless, cartilaginous fish who's existed since the Devonian. I comprise the order Petromyzontiformes, and I'm invasive in some places and a keystone in others. I'm not related to eels - my closest relative is the hagfish. My mouth might be scary, but I'm a fascinating animal with an unusual job, and I'm excited to make your acquaintance. (Anatomical diagram also included in this page)

An Umatilla creation story describes lamprey losing all his limbs while gambling with Coyote (originally Handgame, but depicted here as Yugioh.) Because of this incident, he has to live in the river and suck on rocks with his big mouth. (There's also a Nez Perce version where he gambles away all his bones.)

There are about 40 species of lamprey, here are details on a few: Sea lamprey: Found across the American Ocean, though invasive in the Great Lakes. Can grow up to 47" long. Pouched lamprey: Males have a gular pouch used to oxygenate and massage eggs. They also carry rocks in it. Pacific lamprey: Culturally and ecologically important to some Native American tribes, but they were considered a "junk fish" and poisoned. Faces migratory issues due to dams. European brook lamprey: Non-parasitic, doesn't eat as an adult.

Lamprey life cycle: 1) Egg 2) Ammocete (larva) with simple eyespots and no teeth. Burrows and eats algae. Termed an "ecosystem engineer" because it aerates the substrate like an earthworm. 3) Transformer (after several years). Develops eyes/teeth/kidneys over a few months. 4) Adult. Migrates to the ocean, parasitizes fish by clamping onto them, rasping with sharp tongue, and sucking their blood out. 5) Spawning. Returns to birthplace and builds a nest called a "redd". Dies after laying eggs. Lampreys feed the ecosystem with nutrients brought back from the sea.

I'm a Sucker for Lampreys (And You Should Be Too!), a comic I made about one of my favorite animals in 2024 and printed as a zine. (1/2)

Eat lampreys! We're delicious! Some dishes with lamprey: Lamproie à la bordelaise (France) Arroz de Lampreia (Portugal) Yatsume kabayaki (Japan) Lamp dog (my invention. lamprey in hotdog) Dried lamprey (Native American, multiple tribes) Canned fried lamprey Lamprey pie (England) Humans harvest and eat about seven species of lamprey. The mucus & serum are toxic, so must be washed before cooking. Elaborate lamprey pies are served at coronations in England. King Henry I was said to have died from eating a "surfeit of lampreys". Due to lack of scales, they're haram and non-kosher.

Some places with lampreys on their heraldry include: Nakkila & Eurajoki, Finland Pajares de la Lampreana & Villalba de la Lampreana, Spain Freguesia de Penacova, Portugal Sainte-Terre, France Carnikava, Latvia Also included is a list of 15 languages' word for lampreys. What lampreys do for us: Important to ecosystem, food source, fish bait, culturally importance, scientific research What we can do for lampreys: Fight their negative image, don't let invasive & non-invasive species be confused, support conservation of local species, get involved with your local tribe's conservation efforts (if applicable). If you live near Arbo (Spain), Willamette Falls (USA), Sainte-Terre (France), Carnikava (Latvia), or Narva-Jõesuu (Estonia), go to a lamprey festival! Kiss a lamprey...? (This one is being said by a lamprey)

While I was working on this zine, I was shown photos of a friend of a friend's mom's coworker's Halloween lamprey costume. More people should do this. Lampreys in video games include: Eelektrik from Pokemon, Rae from Astronautilus, lamprey from Shadow of the Erdtree. Further reading (Titles truncated a bit to fit into alt text): Dispelling Misperceptions of Native Lampreys in the Pacific Northwest (USA) by Clemens BJ, Wang CJ. doi.org/10.1111/csp2.402 The Lost Fish by Freshwaters Illustrated. vimeo.com/116177956 Lampreys in Human Life, Their Cultural and Folklore Importance by Hanel L, Andreska J, Yuri V. doi.org/10.11648/j.hss.20221005.14 Pacific Lamprey Conservation Initiative. pacificlamprey.org

Photo of the physical zine, and the cover & inside cover images.

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Can you name all the planets in order?

I should finish it sometime

As a kid I used to have a couple books of gaston, without being able to read any french whatsoever. I only know spirou as “that guy who’s like a tertiary office worker to Lagaffe’s heinous antics”. Should check out what he did sometime

1. Drawing of Kirby as a Pacific lamprey 2. Kirby lampreys parasitizing a salmon (yummy!!!) Pacific lamprey (Entosphenus tridentatus) -Spend their first several years as larva, filter feeding inside the substrate -Metamorphose into adults and begin a parasitic lifestyle, dying after they spawn -Very nutritious! Delicious to a large amount of species, including humans! -Culturally important to many tribes of the Pacific Northwest! -They LOVE to grab onto rocks!

Kirby becomes a Pacific lamprey (he is an ecological engineer and important natural resource!)

Zan Partizanne from Kirby Star Allies getting crucified. Her hat is also getting crucified.

my fanart of zan partizanne from kirby star allies getting crucified

Gamer playing Silksong watches Hornet bathe in a hot spring and thinks "Hmm... That looks like it feels quite good actually". Gamer immediately teleports into the bathtub to take a very hot bath.

silksong bath

Interpretation of the Dragoon from Kirby as a giant bird-like beast. Kirby is riding it.

Dragoon

Several drawings of Eight, including "sitting up in surprise", "sitting back down from boredom", and "how to find octopus"

I need people to understand exactly what I mean when I say I hate the average Democrat and I hope this clears that up

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Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass is now available on consoles!
This new, definitive version adds exclusive levels, an expert mode with new enemy behaviors, plus QOL and visual updates!
#Indiegames #IndieRPG #jRPG #gamedev

my game
If Letters Had Pants, Would They Wear Them Like This? What About Numbers? What If They Had Small Shovels And They Dug Stuff Up To Put In A Museum?
is out now on itch io for Windows, MacOS and Linux!

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