Janelle

I’ve got a joint, I’ve got Supernatural on, I’m drinking a delicious dirty soda, and I’m coloring my own tarot deck.

British Vogue is right, having a boyfriend is embarrassing. There are like 4 dudes worth the time of day and they’re all married or my platonic life mate.

😍

This man will never go anywhere again without being referred to as butt plug. Hope it was worth it.

Also, that devastation was beautiful.

Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun deserve each other. Gross as fuck.

YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan Pete Buttigieg Interview

Probably late to the party, but this Pete Buttigieg interview is incredible

Pete talks about problems in a smart, positive way that is so refreshing to hear

Escape the doom spiral for an hour and a half and check it out

youtu.be/DlL376A1hMo?...

Three songs in and this is a straight up pop record. I like it…but I haven’t heard Eldest Daughter yet, that may destroy us all.

I know it’s not Twitter but fuuuuuuuck bama

Black Rabbit dropped? Talk to yall after I consume all this Jason Bateman content😍

Thank you🫶🏻

Well, I’m doing my best to stay off my feet, but I do get up here and there. The worst part is the fact that I cannot make that leg comfortable and I am constantly moving around.

I had a spot on my foot biopsied on Tuesday and holy shit I’m still in so much pain it’s unreal. This is coming from a chronic pain person. I think it’s the beginning of an infection. I guess we’ll see what it looks like tomorrow and how swollen my foot is when I wake up.

That’s so fucking gross

Whyyyy do men treat words with friends like a fucking dating app? Men constantly start games with me and then get pissy & message incessantly when I don’t respond. Or they just resign. Sorry, I’m not here to answer A/S/L for these weirdos.

Oh no, still?
He looked at my Tik tok last night 🫠

Now now, juul can’t market fruity tasting pods anymore. (Geekbar can tho?) has to be gross so kids won’t want it or some shit

I decided I’m going to bed after this episode of The Bear and this mf episode closes with New Noise.
You want me to sleep after one of the greatest intros of all time? Or go to sleep after Refused at all is crazy

Coming soon

The spanogram being #pride themed today made me super happy
#NYT

Living in the northeast has its perks I won’t lie. I’m at a Kevin Seconds show and just casually said hi to Ian McKaye.

My sister and I just sat about 150’ behind the stage and listened to Sza & Kendrick Lamar. It was so much fun, it wasn’t affordable but parking behind the venue (it’s outside) for free was amazing.

Yes, but like, can we work on democracy? Don’t get me wrong, feed the pets, but ummm we’re begging lawmakers to stand up to fascism and we’re getting shelter pet feelings posts instead.

You’re telling me ABRAHAM LINCOLN who abolished slavery couldn’t enjoy one night at the theater, and that orange piece of shit showed up last night and lived?!?
The fuck?

🏆
I love LA.

Literally the moment I can afford it yes

Okay, I’m getting a Mando tattoo, you’ve convinced me

The What’s Up With That sketch with Samuel L Jackson and Jason Sudeikis dancing like a maniac makes me laugh out loud every single gd time.

It’s not a lot of fun, and I don’t have time for anything that isn’t fun.

It’s been impossible to watch mostly for me. I finally get an Apple TV night so the picture is unreal…and they still missed the call.

I’m positive that call being overturned was incorrect

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