Mari Cohn

I’m so glad they told us this so that I can go out of my way to never watch this movie.

I was at my local bookstore picking up Heated Rivalry today. The clerk said they’ve been paying all their bills off of the book series lately. I hope @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social knows how big of an impact her books are having on independent bookstores and their ability to keep the lights on.

I finished Game Changer yesterday and cried and squealed and laughed on every page. I love my sweet baby angels Scott and Kip so so much. I need so much more of them in my life.

“Oh but what if your favorite celebrity is in the Epstein files?”

Then kill them.

If my favorite celebrity did that to children, take them to the town square, tie a rope to each of their limbs, and have horses pull their body apart.

Kill. Them.

Stop calling Pam Bondi a cunt.

She doesn’t have charisma, uniqueness, nerve, or talent.

“You can’t catch me, sad thoughts!”

DM: “You take off to the sky, the water dripping from your hull.”

Player: “OH I heard a different word”

“One for your throat, two for my holes.”

Chappell Roan and Orville Peck have both brooded the Wasserman talent agency after discovering its boss Casey Wasserman is tied to Epstein.

It’s no surprise that it’s queer artists standing on business when it comes to child abuse. We protect the vulnerable.

Using your platform responsibly 💖

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

You mean to tell me this was gasted by a flabber?

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

SHUT UPPPPPP AND DELETE THE AGENCY ALREADY OH MY GODDDD

All they had to do was give us housing, healthcare, and UBI.

But now we all know that they eat babies

You know what I love?

Gay bars where the bathroom signs say “only stalls” and “mostly a trough” so everyone knows what fixtures are inside, uses whatever fits their needs, and nobody cares who they’re next to because we’re all adults who need to do a basic human function.

Republicans are so weird.

Depressed to hear how many people showed up to city hall in SUPPORT of building a giant data center here. Michigan holds 21% of the world's fresh water. If we poison it, we're cooked, especially in the US. This is "destroying the Amazon rainforest" level of serious.

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

Supporters said they left over the Access Hollywood tape.

Supporters said they left over Charlottesville.

Supporters said they left over January 6th.

Now supporters are saying they’re leaving over the Epstein Files.

I DON’T BELIEVE HIS FUCKING SUPPORTERS.

And they should be hot.

That list is getting smaller and smaller

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The American economy is being held together with AI and crypto and Americans’ sanity is being held together with the Muppet Show and Benito Bowl

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

Her name is Estafanía Alemanotta

I’m sending my goodest boy over as a guardian angel

Tell me you’re a Druid main in D&D without telling me you’re a Druid main:

Tear them down and return them to nature. Let the wetlands return and the vines strangle the concrete

As an Argentinean of European descent, I’m often dismissed by other Latinos for not being Latino. And tbh we did it to ourselves with our racism and colonialism.

But seeing Benito shout us out and wave our flag alongside the other countries made my heart swell 🥹🇦🇷

A while ago, someone stole the pride flag off of our porch. Our house is 3 units, all queer ppl. We discussed installing a Ring camera until I brought up that fuck-ass ordinance the BoS passed to let the cops spy on us through those. Nobody should get a Ring

Thanks for voting no on that, btw, Dean.

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.