We wish you a Mari Cohn-mas

Why aren’t companies capitalizing on growing anti-A.I. sentiments? An ad campaign would be crazy successful if they simply say “Use our product/service. A.I. was not used at any point in its creation or development.”

$28 million of cocaine seized off Miami Beach. Three men charged Coast Guard and CBP seized about 3,715 pounds of cocaine worth $28 million from a 65-foot vessel near Government Cut off Miami Beach; three men were arrested.

Whoa … this is really strange.

Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.

🎁 link ⤵️

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Tarantino hates Suzanne Collins bc he wanted to make a remake of Battle Royale, but he can’t because of how successful The Hunger Games is.

QT doesn’t understand either property. His version of BR would have no cultural critique, but it WOULD include him as a character using the n-word 17 times.

i am not the whiskey you want
i am the water you need

Muni is abysmally slow today. I got on the train at Castro a full 10 minutes ago and we’re still not at Church (the very next stop)

Harlow's still here Fifty years ago, Harlow was the queen of Philadelphia nightlife, Jack Kelly’s girlfriend, and the city's most famous transgender woman. Today, she’s ready to tell her story.

Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey
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Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse

It’s crazy that Shakira wrote “Antología” when she was like 17 or 18. I learned the lessons she sings about in my fuckin 30s.

Fucking typo

Although there is a universe where the Academy gives it to Glenn Close as one of those “overdue, but not deserving for this specific performance” wins

I just watching “Wake Up Dead Man.” Not a spoiler, but I think Glenn Close could snag a Best Supporting Actress nomination.

I don’t see her beating Ariana Grande (sorry Glenn) but she was incredible in it.

The most believable thing about the show is that everything is secretly Ronald Reagan’s fault.

I’m rewatching Stranger Things from the beginning, and the least believable thing about the show is that a cop would be helpful.

I would wear Quentin Tarantino not liking me as a badge of honor.

Who doesn’t like Matthew Lillard!?

This is cartoonishly evil

Okay I’ll bite, what the fuck is a FIFA Peace Prize?

In 2015 Alexander Ludwig starred in two different movies called “Final Girl” and “The Final Girls.” The movies are not at all related to each other. I don’t know what to do with this information but it feels culturally important.

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

A performance I’ve been dreaming of doing YEARS before I even started doing drag. This is one of my favorite songs. I really put my *heart* into this number 😉

I believe in you

Cut to @sarahdbunting.bsky.social furiously taking notes in case this is in a future Game Time

A performance I’ve been dreaming of doing YEARS before I even started doing drag. This is one of my favorite songs. I really put my *heart* into this number 😉

You want me to drink WATER? The thing that fake-killed Elphaba?

Apparently, this is a kind of stunt to thrill the base. They pick a fight with a celebrity and then the base gets to do a 2 minutes hate on the celebrity. It's probably more exciting when she is a talented young woman. Just as the anti-abortion movement used the thrill of screaming at young women.

This is the plot of every episode of Sister Sister

Really appreciate the clarity of the president saying black people are ruining the country and this entire room of groveling empty suits saying nothing bsky.app/profile/just...

I’m so glad I’m Latino and have nieces and nephews. “Uncle” is such a gross, clunky word, but instead, I get to be “tío,” a much more poetic word.

it finally happened -- a good student of mine vanished from class about six weeks ago. this student reappeared today and explained that they had been in ICE detention in another state during that time. ICE needs to end. ICE needs to end. ICE needs to end.

Enobaria:

Finnick: “Don’t worry, Johanna. She only volunteered to save her sister. She’s not a threat to our tributes.”

Beetee: (bursts into the room, sweating) “HAYMITCH IS SOBER!”

Wiress: (running in after him) “And he’s talking to sponsors!”

Johanna: “Fuck.”