Graham Jeffery

I hear that boars are no fun at parties

Here in Canada, my neighbor's car was lost to fire because a red squirrel stuffed hundreds of nuts into the engine compartment.

Were these 5 books published before or after he died?

A book will be next. I hope you write it soon.

Everyone knows the government controls the weather. A couple of thousand in an envelope and a carton of cigarettes should do the trick.

It was good of them to stick "4G" on a sign at the top of the mast. I would not have known otherwise.

So they don't want a 4G antenna in their village. Just wait until 5G comes along. The name alone implies that it's 25% more dangerous!

An Advent calendar! What's next? A scratch & sniff nasty smells advent calendar?

In Kitchener Ontario in Canada, the city has a program to gather leaves from the roadside. You are requested to not rake them on to the road before your neighborhood's scheduled week.

The Supreme Leader is not impressed with the quality of the indoor/outdoor carpet. The prisoners making it will have to work more carefully.

And once that event was over, Chichester settled into another century of mind-numbing boredom.

This is a great soundtrack. However some of his compositions are so unvarying and repetitive as to be annoyingly dull.

And a cake. Cake is good

Yikes! How big? Quarter? CD? Side plate? Dinner plate?

The bin lid has to be fully closed for safe pickup. There. Saved you from having to fight with their website.

Ministry of Silly Walks

"But officer, my car is just 'resting' on the village green."

He looks insulted.

😡

In Canada, lots of people have remote engine starters in their cars so the interior is warm before they get in the vehicle. Problem solved.

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Name it for the figurehead - Dragon McDragonface.

Then it can be blown up.

I bet it will become an Instagram influencer photo opportunity location. Content creators will be lining up for their "I was there, I smelt it" moment.

The man in the middle caught the biggest fish of all. There were pics to prove it, but he dropped his mobile in the lake.

I guess they'll have to take the McMaggots off the menu now.

Looks like a Nativity Scene with WAY too many shepherds.

So the sleet falls vertically, rather than horizontally. Bonus!

Penguins have Penguin Awareness Day on January 20th and World Penguin Day on April 25th, but pickles get a whole week. Unfair.

Automated garage doors are an important part of our civilization, and I hope they never become controlled by AI and become sentient, resentful garage doors motivated by revenge.