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Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. ν™˜μ˜ν•©λ‹ˆλ‹€!

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We all asked what gender he thought Jesus might be, but he didn't seem too clear on the whole concept of Jesus ...

05.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just now: small child Jack points at somewhat feminine painting of Jesus: Who's that lady who's a man?

05.08.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I sure hope not!

04.08.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAN you refuse to look at the camera? Does it depend on the agent you get? Wouldn't refusing trigger more security questions? I'm just not going to the States at all for now ...

04.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ†

04.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly it is exactly this ... the election that killed the modern USA as we knew it, and threw it back to the bad old days. With luck, it will come through and the damage can be mitigated.

04.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip.

The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.

04.08.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12285    πŸ” 3338    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 360

Ooohhh ... I thought it might be that Conor wrestling maniac from Ireland.

04.08.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if the separatists in Alberta are really mad that now there's a "Forever Canadian" anti-separation group working the province.

03.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We went to a lake in the woods a couple of days ago and there was a family blasting country music. Grrrrr.

03.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't even have to be a jock!

03.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friend of mine calls it "Keenos", instead of Quiznos. Because that's how you ALWAYS pronounce "qui". Apparently. So in school, we had "keezes" instead of "quizzes"?

03.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That shiny pate ... those teeth ... oooh

02.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Multicultural!

02.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Attacks on Gaza.

Attacks on Gaza.

Tasneem's youngest daughter, Alma.

Tasneem's youngest daughter, Alma.

A message from my friend Tasneem in Gaza: "NOW, AFTER THE AMERICAN ENVOY’S VISIT HAS ENDED, TONS OF SILENT BARRELS RAIN DOWN UPON US ONCE AGAIN. PRAY FOR US."

Gazans are trapped, starving and constantly attacked. Please give to Tasneem and to others if you can. ❀️

www.gofundme.com/f/help-tasne...

02.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm in Penticton for a few days and this humid heat is reminding me of summer in South Korea, running from air-conditioned place to air-conditioned place. Sitting outside in the shade is too hot. My British heritage is showing! 🀣

02.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I poked holes in his eyes in a pinup photo, so they would have a life-like sparkle when I held it up to the light ...

02.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of Anthony Perkins' standout roles!

02.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was gone for Shaun. πŸ₯°

02.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People were watching that?

02.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My baby is suffering from malnutrition.πŸ™
I can’t afford milk or diapers.
We’re going through a very hard time.πŸ˜”
Even sharing this post can help save her.πŸ’”
gofund.me/349724ac

01.08.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 68

Whoever decided that a can of Bud Light should be sold pre-mixed with clamato is an evil fiend who should be toasted on forks in Hell.

02.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh wait, it could be "The Great Gig In The Sky" ... ?

01.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll answer "Immigrant Song" for $250?

01.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They stopped accepting hands as evidence of how many people had been killed, because people have TWO hands; also folks were cutting off their own side's dead's hands to increase their counts. Only 1 dick per dead man (usually). 😁

01.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My nephew doesn't grasp that I have been playing Scrabble for decades and have my own strategies. πŸ˜†

01.08.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Carved wall at Medinet Habu, showing piles of severed penises being counted.

Carved wall at Medinet Habu, showing piles of severed penises being counted.

The carved illustration of hundreds of severed penii being tallied at the temple of Medinet Habu is something!

01.08.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A small, secluded bay at Hicks Lake, BC.

A small, secluded bay at Hicks Lake, BC.

It's been too long since I got to lie around at a nice lake with my friends.

01.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It charms me that my best friend is exploring watercolour painting, and painting pink and purple skulls to practise techniques.

31.07.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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