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@averagejer.bsky.social

Timberwolves|Music|Food Wannabe Drifter Happy to do the kitchen chores

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Closing down a great Valentine’s Day with the Europe 72 Morning Dew on vinyl.

15.02.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful place.

15.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe there are two kinds of people: people who wish they were famous actors and people who wish they were rock stars.

15.02.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I’ve made this point before but if you don’t like this album I’m not sure I understand what you like about music.

15.02.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last weekend was the Super Bowl and now it’s summer. Pretty sure this is what god intended.

15.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I call this one β€œfirst sniff of false spring with foam promotional starfish”

15.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you.

15.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently you have never been camping with post toddler aged kids already covered from head to toe in an unholy combination of dirt, sunscreen, and bug spray and then add burnt marshmallow and whatever the hell heresy’s β€œchocolate” even is into the horrible mix right before entering your tent.

15.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I bet your consumption of tums has gone up they are almost identical so basically you are even.

15.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mars Volta one is the one I’m most adamant about here. God I love this album so much.

15.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people have never seen Romancing the Stone and it shows.

15.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People have been very upset with me in the past for liking it but not thinking it’s an all timer.

15.02.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My three most controversial opinions:

1) S’mores suck.
2) The Big Lebowski is fine, good even.
3) Noctourniquet is the best Mars Volta Album.

15.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually think it’s a uniquely beautiful category of relationship.

15.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t want to talk to them ever again but I do trust them in a crisis” is such a niche category.

15.02.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really would like to do that.

15.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This album is what Jack Tripper and Larry listen to late nights when they strike out at the Regal Beagle.

15.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never sold there but have thought about getting into it. Thin out my records some and get my coolest CDs into the hands of someone who at least owns a CD player.

15.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to Parlour for the first time and finally had the burger not from a truck or stadium kiosk. My take away is….
Holy shit have you had this Mac and cheese?

15.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@cherchebuddy.bsky.social

You posted a random song from this album once and although I’d never heard of it I bought it on Discogs after like 25 seconds of listening. First spin going now. Very smooth.

15.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nelson 🀣🀣🀣

15.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not tonight

15.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you were writing a song and DGAF was a chord progression.

15.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One aspect of roller derby that nobody warned me about is the constant state of finger danger for the skaters.

15.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Halftime at the roller derby is an on track dance party which obviously rules.

I also had an opportunity to meet @andrewtengwall.bsky.social - it’s not every day that I’m jealous of someone’s hair.

15.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sick of interests being politically coded but also you can’t really get much more opposite in that regard than roller derby and rodeo being in the same building.

15.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww

14.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Post your Valentine (with permission).

14.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been watching Luge and Skeleton and have landed at β€œwake me up when they stand”.

14.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We will be there. First time. Any advice? Can I come meet you irl?

14.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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