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a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

Connor Bedard is 19, will be better on the details when he's 21 and "how he plays" is less important than the team around him being dog shit.

Ovechkin was dunked on for his 200-foot game too. Somehow that didn't prevent Caps from making playoffs in 15 of 17 seasons after reinforcements arrived.

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

why am I still watching this game

just watched desharnais fail to clear the zone (again) and follow it up by missing a hit on an oiler and catching a canuck instead. I don’t care how little the coaching staff trusts brannstrom, he can’t possibly be worse than this. #canucks

article: ChatGPT now lets you schedule reminders and recurring tasks

fuck FINALLY an app that can schedule reminders!

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Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:

“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”

Facebook had a perfect event planning product 15 years ago which they abandoned to spend a civilization’s worth of money on a fake shopping mall for nobody before a hard pivot into being the Slurs Website

Terrible call on Hoglander at any time of game, he played the body on the guy with the puck.

But with 30 seconds left in a tie game? Criminal call there.

#canucks

Big day for people who made their entire personality a bumper sticker

Everyone’s talking about how the AI bots made by Meta are bad, but just a reminder you can make your own Meta AI chatbot right inside Messenger and there’s definitely no problems there

Something about this has really got to me. It is just such a slap in the face - this is what we're worth, is it? Arguably the largest connector of human beings in the world, flooded with literal friction between each and every one by a billionaire addicted to growth. Death cult shit. Disgraceful.

That's not what the instigator rule is for. Odd call. #Canucks

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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

Avs when Makar is on the ice without MacKinnon (168 minutes):

42% CF
39% HDCF
42% xGF
5 goals for
4 goals against

#Canucks with Brännström and Desharnais on the ice together (144 minutes):

48% CF
58% HDCF
59% xGF
7 goals for
5 goals against

if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will

Daily affirmation

Doing a big hyuckhyuckhyuck laugh at Holman W. Jenkins jr. yeah man my name is Arthur H Moneybags the 5th and this is why the proles should let me use their backs as a foot rest

Wasn’t that a 9am start, though? In terms of pure afternoon (PST) games I’m struggling to recall any that came close.

Adding “I will ban streaming services from burying their Continue Watching section” to my existing platform, “I will drone strike everyone involved with spam calls,” to win 100% of the vote

That felt overdue for Sherwood, he’s been buzzing all game #canucks

Erik Brännström is one of my favorite storylines this season. Gets the assist on Aatu Räty's first of the year

“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.”

-Jon Bois

‘Judeo-Christian’ roots will ensure U.S. military AI is used ethically, general says

This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.