Tobeee

probably one of my most controversial takes, but I think the ultra customisation of media (i.e. tailored algorithms on TikTok) instead of general experiences (catching Eastenders on BBC 1 at 7:30) means we’re all super atomised with no collectiveness & more selfish

Such a tremendous picture!

You can fill in this nightmare AI form slightly more quickly than it appears because the answer to most of it is “enforce existing copyright legislation” and “don’t steal” and “property is property” or “this is my job, fuck off.” You can cut and paste a lot.

My favourite thing about Christmas morning is the look of joy on my husband's face when he sees what we bought the kids for the first time.

Duke of York pub with Prince Andrew used as the picture on the sign

‘Where shall we go for a pint?’

‘How about the Epstein & Espionage?’

I can't work out if this card is for a good occasion or a very, very bad situation.

Bravo!

A package of espresso martini Wensleydale cheese

I think I can say, with reasonable certainty, absolutely the fuck not

Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.

It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨

#ClassicTV #FunFacts

This picture is truly wonderful!

Think he had a knock.

Absolutely magical!

Ffs...

If my holidays in the Lake district are any measure to go by,

YES

Perfect content. And a timely reminder of the absolute wonder there is all around. A wonder I often don't indulge in enough...

My initial instinct was to put Alien 3 ahead of Romulus... but I think I need to re watch Romulus again to be fair to it... it's just... parts of it really grated. Mind you, I said similar of Alien 3 when it came out.

The more I consider it, the more I feel humanity may have peaked on or around this time...

bread time let's have a bread

Internet ad for “Condescending tumble dryer” for £70.

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

This is the kind of life advice I need...🍂❤️

It's stuff like THIS that keeps me on the internet

Amazing - I thank you. My wallet doesn't ...

There's *definitely* been some kind of population boom very recently

Sunday's view: Bleak, desolate, calm or uplifting?

Just superb...

Is a grade 8 (very close to a 9) in 2024 worth more, or less, than a grade A in 1993?

Asking for a father who *may* have made a potentially costly bet... #GCSE #GCSEResults2024

Brilliant, and alarmingly brutal thread

Must have left a trail to follow...
Shell company
Slow newsday

no, I've run out of puns now

No, I liked the closure and the way he dealt with all of that side. I think I'm in the minority for sure, but *without spoiling* what makes the films is the 'perfect organism'. Always has been. The end was a bit too Alien Resurrection for me. But loads to love about Romulus.