I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sure you gave him the best life he could have had. I hope when you're ready, you'll consider adoption. I believe the best way to honor his memory is to save another life 🙏

Call me Captain Obvious, but I don't think ICE is going to be very successful kidnapping immigrants at the Super Bowl because Bad Bunny will be performing the half-time show when the average ticket price is $12,000. I'm sure the nice man who sells me fruit can afford that. Or maybe even a sky box

It's never too late to rescue a new best friend

That looks like it's straight out of the Wizard of Oz

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social. Happy birthday, Mama, and many more. 🎂🎉🍾🎈

What could possibly go wrong?

She must have worked very hard on that design

Dogs are just better than we are

Don't you know who her father was?

It's about goddamned time

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

"Pretending to like you is EXTRA!"

The happy couple

I thought it was Tylenol

I hate when that happens

Not like marinating in sewage. You are marinating in sewage

Gee, what's the common link here? I just can't seem to figure it out

My sentiments exactly

There once was a homophobe, Huckabee
A bigot blessed by divine Luck-a-bee
But when he fought for Josh Duggar
This pedophile hugger
Proved one more big fake Christian Shmuck-a-bee.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

I guess they couldn't find a window

Pretty soon Disney World will be opening its newest ride, "It's a Smallpox World."

Exactly this

ABC has the right to suspend Jimmy Kimmel, and we have the right to suspend ABC and boycott their advertisers, which is exactly what I intend to do, and I invite you to join me

Introducing the Charlie Kirk Remembrance Act, which makes it a felony to quote anything Charlie Kirk actually said when he was alive.

Perfect!

We live in hope

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.

You're welcome