samwise

will the intern tasked with posting for chuck please take five minutes to actually show him the replies? you'd be doing everyone a real solid here

a very happy black lab covered in a light dusting of snow

HAPPY SWEET BABY CHILD

oh god it's in my head it's so loud get it out get it out get it out

does the podcasters union offer workers comp for gas station pill & energy drink-related injury claims or

still objectively better concept than Turok, the dinosaur hunter. those are an endangered species

oh word i'll remember to pull the "i'm fighting fascism, actually" card the next time i post a picture of my dog taking a shit, then (with alt text)

nobody knows who i am or cares what i have to say and yet, i find great joy in this place. idk man, maybe you should try not giving a shit?

a parrot of some shape or form, perched on a shelf

hey I'm still alive and I still don't know how to use this website

here's a bird I met the other day

if I were to recognize you at food lion I would simply do what any other normal human being would do- drop my rotisserie chickens in surprise, slip and fall in the grease, weep softly into the zebra cakes

fuck yeah, ken

i enjoy having my knowledge of the world beamed to me in sequences of flashing lights and loud noises so i can better focus on huffing grocery bags of spray paint

must resurrect whatever aesthetic i had going on four years ago

Thanks

this is stunning holy hell

generic through goodrx is $10 a month, worth asking your doc to switch your script! fuck the american healthcare system with all of my heart and soul. hang in there 🫂

so you're telling me that bribing them would be trivial? interesting!

there is only one 67 i acknowledge

this shit whips thanks john! 💜

unfortunately AI generated slop

history will absolve the pontiac aztec

the ineffable and transcendent power of prayer, talking birds

yeah but i'm getting really really good at failing though so there's that

lobbying for the statewide legalization and manufacture of quaaludes, of course

we call that moral fiber

hell yeah, congratulations!! 🤘

a four panel depiction of the most graceful dog on earth catching a piece of popcorn

chomp #dog #blacklab

bluesky is dying. reblue to make it die faster

i'd start a pay-what-you-can film dev lab / analog camera repair service

it's just a big 'ole party. small (but vocal!) percentage of narcissists and douchebags usually end up getting a lot of the press. sweeping generalizations don't do anyone any favors.

cmon down to conneaut lake, we have uhhhhh... lake

that's about it