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There’s so much beauty in the world.

"There's so much beauty in the world"

Love the totally normal part of my life where I try to cram a wooden fish into my purse on New Year's Eve so I don't forget it at home then not have a fish to throw on New Year's Day

Just updated to iOS 26 and I've never regretted anything more in my life. Was led to believe they'd given way more accessibility options to fix the horrible design decisions but wow there's no way to fix this besides an extensive overhaul.

"There's so much beauty in the world"

Star Trek Voyager scene. Black and white picture, with a feel of sci-fi from the 50s. Two dastardly looking men stand in silver? (It's black and white so hard to say) metallic uniform/costumes. One has an evil goatee and the other has a pointy evil metal head dress/helmet. They're standing on a throne of some sort, with long ornate curtains that seem to run from floor to ceiling behind them. Everything feels exaggerated and villainous. Closed caption reads, "Gather my space force."

Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…

a photograph of a north island brown kiwi bird

a photograph of a western long-beaked echidna

kiwis and long-beaked echidnas are the same animal in different fonts and you can't change my mind

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

Any mildly observant person: Oh hey Allison, I see you finished Stargate: Atlantis and then immediately restarted it, which was subsequently after you watched all of SG-1 twice in a row. U ok bro?

Allison: Lmao nope!

I assume you're still there and when I check back in 24 hours nothing will have changed

Zero parts of my body are the correct temperature for sleeping.
Position is also wrong. And bed.
And covers. And computer in brain overclocked. And maybe itchy? And pain toe.

Oh a creative artistic joyful human endeavor? Let's just make a robit do it

I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this.

The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying.

America really is dystopian as fuck.

successful L on forehead loser gesture at cybertruck and he was waiting for a left so i KNOW he saw that one

When you take your wet dog's collar off and see him two minutes later and he looks naked like Donald Duck without a shirt

M Today 6:59 PM maureen You know, I really hate those tags they put on pillows and mattresses, the ones that say Do not remove except by consumers. Those things taste awful!

my aunt maureen (71) doesn't have a bluesky account so i'm letting her shitpost on mine

Oh hell yeah! I thought Centralia was the only 50+ year fire! This is so exciting!

A lot of my job is on the phone and let me tell you I spend most of my time trying not to say "M as in Mancy"

Jurassic Park is Barbieland without the Kens but then some of the Barbies got tired of walking around on tip-toe and became Kens

Group chats: a more efficient way to worry that everybody hates you 💃 Lonely anxiety brain going all in lately doing the "did you say the wrong thing or are you just weird and unrelatable?" loop. Reasonable brain in the back whispering "other people actually have lives" but anxiety just yells louder

Bandera de EEUU con la parte de color azul sin estrellas y el texto: Directed by JOEL & ETHAN COEN

Whenever someone makes a racist or sexist joke I find it very effective to respond, “I’m afraid I don’t understand the joke. Would you care to explain?” and then watch as they flail helplessly, twisting themselves into an ouroboros of evasion and denial.

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie. She is lying on a carpet with her paws delicately crossed in front of her, looking up above the camera with an angelic face.

Look at this perfect tiny baby angel who literally climbed up a vet tech's face today.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

Page from a children’s book. There is an illustration of a black cat peeling around a piece of wood. Text reads “Mister black, the cat, peered around the corner. On the porch a stranger was eating the food put there for mister black by his family.” but the spellings are sometimes phonetic and use strange characters other than those of the standard Latin alphabet.

An unusual item has come into my collection, Mister Black’s Secret by Catherine Barr. At first it seems like an early example of ‘I can has cheezburger” speech but it was actually written in a shortlived teaching alphabet called ITA.

People in silent movies watching movies

knowing things has never once benefited my life. juice me at max power
-- me stepping into the himbofication chamber