Sparky Polastri

Can I interest you in the NCAA’s all-time assists leader?

Why do I have a feeling I know exactly what Cheetahs is?

You and I will go there for dessert after our 72 oz. steaks!

Real talk, I’ll be in College Station on 9/12/2026. I’ll hit you up for recs in that area closer to gameday.

Seven pounds of carbs and cheese, holy freaking god.

wtf Amarillo and Lubbock are nearly two hours apart STOP BEING SO BIG, TEXAS

I can be talked into this on 10/17 when Arizona State plays in Lubbock.

*** for liability purposes this is a joke and the poster in question does not recommend nor condone arson***

Have you tried setting the building on fire?

The new iOS update is a real kick in the nards.

A screenshot of me attempting to play the new episode of The Solid Verbal, a delightful college football podcast, but receiving and error message that says “this episode can’t be played on this device.”

@solidverbal.com y’all beefing with Apple? My phone doesn’t allow me to play the new episode on this device for some reason.

Do it!

DOOOOOOIT

YouTube video by YouTube Movies Urine Drinker

Drinking it, primarily. But there are a few surprises in the episode I don’t want to ruin for any potential viewers.

Enjoy?

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I don’t watch much trash tv, but My Strange Addiction is my absolute favorite.

Run, do not walk, to the episode where the woman is addicted to her own urine. It’s 22 solid minutes of screaming/cackling in horror.

Damn right he did.

I was late for a biology exam watching McGwire hit #62.

Glad I didn’t disappoint! This is the track I always use to share with others who are new to it.

The Jay-Z drop is the one that always gets me, it’s so well layered and juxtaposed.

YouTube video by TheHPJC Girl Talk - Oh No

Oh GirlTalk is good stuff. It’s a mashup of others’ work, but really well done. Give this an honest three minutes and you’ll know if it’s your vibe or not.

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Good job my little neoprene kangaroo

Out of state? Blasphemy.

We talmbout overall or just fries?

I’d love to know of a good Tulsa Braum’s location, every time I’ve been it’s above average but never great. Multiple locations.

They just cancelled school for tomorrow for reasons I can’t explain.

AFCA is about a block from my office every January, and, when I’m lucky, I’ll occasionally get to eavesdrop on coaches hypothetically scheming against one another over lunch. It’s the best.

Fill a beer bong with it, idgaf. Whatever closes the deal.

You see the vision.

Your avi but with a 1+ pound hunk of butter, who says no

Happy birthday young lady!

I was smart enough to clean the cars off yesterday when it was a balmy 40F, but my goodness the driveway was cronchy this morning.

I’ve never had their lunch, we should probably do both to be safe.

Taco Billy Tacos for the people! Taco Billy Located in Asheville and Black Mountain and

“Wake up in your dream, you can do anything there.”

I guess this is now a motivational post? Anyway, have a great day. And try Taco Billy if you’re in Asheville, they do a great breakfast.

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Somebody told me Bovino is from the NC mountains, maybe Asheville.

So last night I dreamed I saw him at Taco Billy, heckled him until he walked outside, then gave him a Sonny Corleone “don’t touch my sister” type ass beating. Then I said “YOU FORGOT YOUR TACO” and smashed it all over his face.