Sparky Polastri

I am a burrito morgue.

I needed this, thank you VD

I’ve been up since 3AM EDT and have been fucked around by Delta for most of that time. Was it Bill Berry or Peter Buck from REM that lost their shit so bad on a flight they had to make an emergency landing and arrest him? I’m there.

Glad you’re making the most of it. I’m sure it’s stressful but you make it look fun.

I am so incredibly happy for you

Those drink prices are pretty reasonable! And they can charge me whatever they want for those brisket nachos, I think about them regularly.

Is he actually catching fish or just sponsoring it?

The energy was palpable before they even took the stage, then the place fucking exploded when they did. It would be an exaggeration for me to say it was this hype the entire time, but it was close.

They’re making Voltron legos now? Hell yeah.

No way, dooooit

Girl we have not talked about last night’s Oasis show, my goodness it was incredible.

Have you been since they expanded it? My goodness that’s a long walk.

I have been through some shit show security checkpoints but T4 at JFK might take the cake.

Clay is correct, go to the market he’s slandering where it splits between A and B. Or go to the Wicked Weed bar at the top of the escalator on the way to E, they have a great selection and you can order Shake Shack from the bar.

Fastest beer at the airport tho

Winner

It was otherwise fine, it’s a nice facility and okies are always friendly. I might give it 3.5 cowboys.

I want Sam to have the season I think he’s capable of having. Unfortunately that likely means he’s gone after this year.

Yeah I got nothing on that, all I can add is David Tepper makes a lot of bad decisions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You must have fixed the beer vending situation near the visitor’s section. When I was there in 2022 there was only one vendor that took credit cards and the line was a mile long.

Charlotte FC, the local MLS team, shares the stadium with the panthers.

100% agreed, our local WF used to have a beer bar, wine loft, kids play area adjacent to a dining room, burger bar, pizza made to order, hot buffet, coffee bar, and a gelato bar. It’s all gone. (The coffee might still be there)

Now it’s a place to make Amazon returns and buy 365 ginger ale.

The bucket hats were EVERYWHERE tonight

My team is having more fun than your team at fall camp

No pics? C’mon Greg.

I’m shocked your answer didn’t involve WWF

I finally had doner kebab for the first time, it did not disappoint

This is a photo of a Joker IPA bottle next to a full pint glass.

Last night in the UK. Can check.