Kevin, SpreadSheet Ghost

Any other job would be better than [current job] but other jobs don't exist right now

Watched too many History Channel wunderwaffen specials, but always fell asleep before they got to the part about none of that shit working

The fabled coach pitch no hitter

Is this what they mean by spiritually Philadelphian? Because WOULD

Doesn't drink coffee. Too sleepy.

Maybe if he downsized his hat he'd have more energy for Winona Ryder. I don't agree with his priorities but at least he's clear about them

ESPN is running a segment debating whether Penn State or Texas had a worse loss this weekend and I understand you need to fill airtime but those things are not even in the same zip code

Monday got hands

Jasper, a white and brindle bully mix, snuggled up asleep on a blanket. His chin is resting on a large stuffed toy that looks like a chicken dressed as a pirate

Jasper got a new toy yesterday. We think he likes it

I don't know where they operate now because their main offices were in a house down the street from my old apartment. That house was condemned and torn down a few months ago

Sure, but that bread and soup looked like it would knock anyone out. Worth it imo

Beth, I made it through maybe the first 30 minutes live and can confidently say it's one of their best episodes ever

The free market is never wrong. Except when it hurts our business. Then it's terrorism.

(And I think he's right)

We talking Temple over UTSA?

ONE IN A ROW!!!!!

Thinking about this again for no reason in particular

Google, show me the opposite of Clay Helton face blindness

Really thought y'all were going to have another Kyle McCord type season for a minute there

Big same. Was so excited to see him doing well

Keeping yourself out of the coaching carousel until Franklin takes the Arkansas job, smart.

I am locked in for Cal-Duke

Madsen throws a beautifully interceptable ball

The Penn State hoodies are extra soft today

Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency

I would also accept holding on to ANY of these interceptions Madsen so clearly wants to give us

I am begging ND to pull away so I can enjoy the haters buffet that is the rest of this afternoon slate

Blocked

James Franklin was tired of yall saying he loses the big game so he decided to mess around in a non-big game and prove yall wrong

Bama kickers back?