Kevin

First Sounders game of the year, first Sounders game turned off at* halftime because it's a work night. A tradition unlike any other.

*Technically before because I can't wait out all that stoppage time tonight

The only people here who believe that are the ones who complain that other people's sports posting gets in the way of their politics posting

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The bridge hungers

The number of 99s that I fat finger despite knowing where it is would make this impossible

What if Usain Bolt was also the greatest marathoner of his generation?

Among the many crimes of the enshittification of Google is that I can't find any images of "Dingus for Mayor" campaign signs

I'm really glad they stopped making Toy Story movies after 3

Screenshot of the scoring from Germany's 7-1 annihilation of Brazil in the 2014 World Cup

Partner found a new hairdresser and got something called a Brazilian blowout. She looks great and I told her that, but there's only one Brazilian blowout that we recognize in this house

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Let this be a lesson kids: joy should be the priority for your sports endeavors.

Holly's line about it always feeling better to steal a win certainly has some play here

Is the hockey overhead goal line the best single camera angle in sport? I can't think of one that reliably creates more dramatic images

This is classist towards people who don't have large enough kitchens for industrial size waffle makers.

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America

or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

"100% success rate predicting precipitation"

I say to myself as I moonwalk down the ice with a sprinkler pack

He's positively giddy

Man fucked up so bad they gave him his last name back

They literally said the thing

Hans Zimmer assembles the largest brass section known to man and deafens the entire audience of the opening ceremonies with a single horn blast

Just gonna rock up on Easter and stick his head in the baptismal font

Obviously, the Canine Athletes deserve the Olympic anthem instead of the new piece they're playing for the Neutral Athletes

Should join forces with Downhill Dog from last week to build out a team. Independent Canine Athletes could take home some serious medals.

Klæbo time

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goddamn this chvrches cover of "such great heights" fucking GOES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzx26hNWRl4

Not exactly sports, but I once lost a game of Super Smash Bros for the N64 so bad that I threw my controller at the wall, missed the wall, and shattered the TV instead.

Controller was fine, of course.

Have we stumbled on the secret reason Spencer won't play basketball?

The ball is too big for him to bite?

Why is the end scene of so many drug ads someone doing an amateur DJ set?

I'm inclined to say she's right, but we need to consult the internet's foremost Cars expert.

What say ye, @escalante.bsky.social?

A Canadian curler illegally touching a curling stone with his index finger. It looks like he's tapping the location of Yekaterinburg on a globe of you squint hard enough

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