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Spaceballs predicted everything

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If Paul thomas Anderson devoted the rest of his life to adapting Pynchon to film I would try to do a better job of staying in shape to avoid premature death

28.03.2025 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you add the phrase "on Signal" after any fortune you read in a fortune cookie, it always works.

26.03.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure this is exactly the kind of thing seppuku is for

25.03.2025 05:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Danger Seekers - Niggers
YouTube video by mattyk2121 Danger Seekers - Niggers

Kentucky Fried Movie predicted MAGA social media influencers youtu.be/70bvwIXXxoY?...

25.03.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Black Out Down, by Pete Hegseth

25.03.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My kink is inadvertent disclosure

24.03.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite palindrome is “Elon Musk Sucks So Fucking Much”

21.03.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He says “rare earth” like he really wants to say “hollow earth”

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Spaceballs These Are Not Them GIF ALT: Spaceballs These Are Not Them GIF
08.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a statue of a creature with a laurel wreath on the bottom right ALT: a statue of a creature with a laurel wreath on the bottom right
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a man wearing a white helmet with the words i 've lost the bloops i 've lost the sweeps ALT: a man wearing a white helmet with the words i 've lost the bloops i 've lost the sweeps
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corporal punishment isn’t back?

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Hold on sir we’ll try to reverse the beam

04.03.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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He’s my cousin

04.03.2025 01:58 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Bob Dylan, Brown Sugar , Philadelphia 15.11.2002
YouTube video by Woolhall Films of Bob Dylan Van Morrison Bob Dylan, Brown Sugar , Philadelphia 15.11.2002

youtu.be/NqXZmSLBQUU?...

03.03.2025 02:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cloche

01.03.2025 17:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a black helmet with a atlanta international film festival award on it ALT: a black helmet with a atlanta international film festival award on it
28.02.2025 07:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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