thee Michael Whiteshoes

A monk(?) with a knife stuck in his head and another in his chest (it's a painting, relax) saying "well, at least it's Friday. " Them: "It's Thursday, Bill." Bill: "Shit." Them: "Also, we need you to come in Saturday."

We've all been there, Bill

who gives a flying fuck
GBA isn't the national anthem & everyone else is sitting

who knows...maybe there are other stories that are actual stories you should focus on

do better

YouTube video by SonicYouthVEVO Sonic Youth - Superstar

up to do some scribbling
woke up with this in my head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21V...

if i had Nightcrawler's super power from X Men, i'd drop these smarmy nazis over the open ocean

YouTube video by electrozaps The Human League - You've Lost That Loving Feeling

here's another in that vein to start off your day on a cheerful note😐

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9h4...

YouTube video by SonicYouthVEVO Sonic Youth - Superstar

up to do some scribbling
woke up with this in my head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21V...

I shot a Halloween Porn. It's called '28 Gays Later'

that's a little odd
people are freaks

exactly

Mango Mussolini furiously pushing buttons on his remote thinking the entire time he's nuking portland

only the smoothest of brains is good enough for america

sure, i spilled my coffee & cracked my skull open

but somebody had to teach that mosquito a lesson

Joey Mannarino in a dark brown tailored jacket. The low armhole is causing his jacket to lift.

Someone in an inflatable frog costume. The high armhole allows them to raise their arm without disturbing the rest of the garment

a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement

you wouldn't know her
(& if i told you, i'd have to k-ll you)

it's an old Antifa tactic
code name: canadian girlfriend

when this place goes to Hell in a hand basket you can find me on Live Journal

you can fuck right off into the sun with that bullshit

2 things
trans right are human rights
every day is punch a nazi day

i say let's start suing the MFers now
they probably haven't used my shit (nobody seems to notice when i post) but i want to force them to prove they haven't

the audacity to build something solely built on thievery & then try to play the victim

toaster bath for AI

a stained glass window in a church, it is supposed to show Mary holding the body of Christ after he was crucified. unfortunately one of the shadows on jesus leg looks more like his Holy Member.

boss: did you finish that stained glass job for the church?
me: yep, made it real sexy like you wanted

a gray tombstone with an etching of a woman on an older portable phone. the tombstone reads:"Jesus Called And Kim Answered".

since it's spooky season here's my favorite gravestone

a stained glass window in a church, it is supposed to show Mary holding the body of Christ after he was crucified. unfortunately one of the shadows on jesus leg looks more like his Holy Member.

boss: did you finish that stained glass job for the church?
me: yep, made it real sexy like you wanted

a roadside sign for the "Gladstone Baptist Church" the sign says:"God's favorite word is come".

jezus loves you

somebody should Gorilla Glue that shit to Concentration Camp Barbies forehead & make her wear it like the Scarlet Letter

a vintage plastic light switch cover, it says:"Honor thy Father and Mother" and shows Jesus embracing two children, unfortunately the placement of the light switch isn't the greatest and it looks like Jesus has a Holy Erection.

#AItoasterbath

vintage hand carved ebony picture frame.

a frame like this would give it some class

i also want to have a word with the person that framed this, those corners look like two trains colliding...couldn't be me

wonder what would happen if a bunch of protesters showed up in Trump masks...i'm betting none of his gestapo goons would want to be photographed arresting or beating on their dear leader

going to walk into a bank & demand some cash today

"sorry, i just can't exist unless i steal your money"

a naive needlepoint portrait of Jesus with a crown of thorns in a gaudy gold frame.

just saw this on FB marketplace
i have a weakness for religious folk art
& i kinda want this

the frame isn't right but this could look spectacular in a vintage ebony frame