thee Michael Whiteshoes

don't you have/know any urchins looking for an art project?

you could put a coat of primer/paint on the particle board, will give some protection without interfering with any future flooring options

when the after easter candy sales happen, i snatch up all the unloved black jelly beans like i'm fucking Gollum

the two kidney stones i have are both the size of a quarter

thankfully(?) i've passed over a hundred stones in my life & my pain tolerance is off the charts

i don't like pain meds so i opted out of those but i'm really looking forward to getting out of here tomorrow so i can smoke a spliff😂

i mostly dig salt licorice but am definitely not opposed to eating an entire bag of black jelly beans

and people say romance is dead

this is my name, this is my face

i'm definitely not afraid of some whiny internet loser hiding behind a fucking cow

come at me bro, i could use a good laugh

bsky.app/profile/habi...

it's funny, you threatening me & then whining about it

you could cry more

bye cow farts

i promise i won't tell your mommy on you

& you're the tough guy asking for my address?

are you afraid mommy is going to cutoff your hot pocket supply little one?

i haven't blocked you yet cow farts

let's see that face

where's your face
tough guy

way back in the twitter days, a racist clown tried to come after me in bedstuy...that was funny

but not superior enough to not hide behind an avi

*super
typos love me

you don't even have the nads to show your face

supper duper scared🙄

anytime you want
i'm hardly afraid of Elsie the cow or you

come at me bro😂

it's cute when cows get mad at you

also, it really hurts getting called "racist trash" from an absolute clown hiding behind a fucking cow avi

get serious

hey einstein...as sitting VP she could not go against Biden's approach to the conflict

actual palestinians were telling people to vote for her...but that didn't win any points on the internet with white leftist clowns

with Harris there was a chance to shape/influence policy

hope you're happy

thx

it's really going to be super helpful to the Palestinians when trump builds hotels on their graves

you're so stupid it's surprising you remember how to breath

i even went on a couple of dates with a girl that lived in a loft in the gretsch building so i could see the inside of it😂

sorry you couldn't be bothered to vote against the fucking nazis...i'm sure all the people dying & being kidnapped will be impressed by your whiny ass purity bullshit

it's called harm reduction dipshit

this is great

A Hoopoe made of felt

A #Hoopoe today. #needlefelted over wire with a wax beak. I keep watching out for one #artAdventCalendar #orange #birdwatching

i've been told i speak foreign languages in my sleep...sometimes languages i didn't know i knew😂😬

i've owned a number of vintage gretsch guitars but never managed to find a tenor i could afford

Gretsch Model 240 Archtop Tenor Guitar 1930 | Reverb A fine and original pre-war Gretsch archtop tenor guitar featuring a 16" lower bout. The body is fully bound and is finished in a rich red/brown sunburst; spruce top w/ f-holes, maple back and sides. ...

if anybody happens to win the lottery...this is what i want for christmas

this has always been a dream guitar of mine, the Gretsch factory in Brooklyn was a minute walk from the first place i lived in williamsburg when i moved there in '99

reverb.com/item/9309392...