Dire Wolf

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Some people tell you to eat shit and die, but I ask only that you eat shit. Once you have eaten shit, I wish you no further harm

one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Me on drugs: what if I were on more drugs

Ohhhh my god

OMG

Top view of a beef and broccoli meat pie - is topped with a biscuit layer and you can see gravy seeping through the cracks in the bread.

Pie is done.

So did trump literally shit his pants or metaphorically? I need to know before I research

Ana Marie Cox post: "Wait what is the Trump pooped himself story." mstw reply: "Trump pooped himself."

This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.

Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.

If Chotiner asks for an interview remember the two rules:

- Ask if you are being detained. If not, leave.
- Say you want to speak to your lawyer and nothing else.

ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.

Uncooked beef and broccoli meat pie

I made pie.

When I saw Liam at the Dilley Detention Center, something was clearly wrong. He was lethargic, not eating, and depressed.

Thankfully, Liam and his dad are back home in Minneapolis with their family.

No child should ever endure this. We will not stop until this cruelty ends.

The people who worked on the Melania movie have asked to not be credited.

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There's is so much

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Elon and the epstein files

Molly, the very relaxed cat enjoying Caturday.

#Caturday 😺

Our cat knows how to climb ladders and also my dog nephew came today.

What the fuck are you talking about

I hope?

It feels gross to be alive in these times. I feel gross.

If all these oligarchs named in the Epstein Files are totally innocent, surely they’d be in favor of an independent investigation into Epstein’s crimes.

Right?

Tank u

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

ICE is assaulting and at war with americans. we are all their enemy. no other way to look at it at this point